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Good guy Patient guy Your mommy’s Guy Bad guy Simp guy Wicked guy Sweet guy Nonchalant guy Paid guy Sugar Daddy vibes guy All nah me depends on the version on me you meet for this Tinubu era 😤
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Ffs 😭
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Oyibo made me sign a waiver for choosing the spiciest option on the menu. Signed it with glee expecting the meal to burn my tongue off but it was about as spicy as an average bukka stew in Lagos.
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This is funny cuz folk don’t realize he’s only a celebrity because he was getting chased by a rival gang & ran into an acting school & due to his looks they casted him. The rest is history
Arnez????????????
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Social Media did to girls what they said violent video games were going to do to boys.
We are not going to tolerate threats to assassinate the president. Allison Albro, 21, Daytona Beach, is learning that the hard way. She posted this last night and got a visit from the @VolusiaSheriff Domestic Security Unit and the @SecretService. She said she was joking with this post, she doesn’t have access to a Glock or any other weapon, and she would never hurt anyone. Today she’s sitting in jail on charges of written threats to kill and unlawful use of a communications device. I would strongly advise anyone else thinking of posting a “joke” along these lines to think twice. VSO continues to work hand in hand with the Secret Service, FBI and all our law enforcement partners to ensure this presidential visit to Daytona Beach is a safe event for all who attend, and for our whole community.
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Nobody shameless for this app reach this two… oh sorry Vampz sef shameless my bad 😞
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This is why historical taboos against homosexuality exist
When I first accepted I am gay and actually started having sex with people (guys) I got strep like 6x in a year and mono and my parents thought I was legit dying
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I don’t care who you are, this right here is funny.
How long was this interview?
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Someone should fuck this woman, pleaseeeeee!
I love it when it rains at night; it makes the atmosphere different, and it makes sleep and sex sweeter.
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two idiots pretending they're nothing but business partners while practically combusting with sexual tension every time they're in the same room yeah yeah sure
You just wasted my time🔥🥃 Cradit@tearssinmybambieyes
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“chandherliers”
Replying to @oluwxtosin
i no wan believe say na chandherliers e wan spell o 😭
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“people”
People are so nasty towards women without children.
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Who wants to recreate in Surulere?
This is how clean Japan is 😲🇯🇵
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Come and have your blood taken by nurse Amaka. Happy Halloween 👻
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According to many X girlies, once your wife is pregnant, as you are purchasing baby wears, also purchase her obituary necessities on the side.
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"You'll hear from my lawyers" - 10k laptop fraud "I'll make you deactivate" - random faceless troll Una too funny for this app 😂
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“wow fuck me games fucking gone” daughter or “fucking cunt what the fuck is that shit” son
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CRISTIANO RONALDO IS LA LIGA'S 2ND-HIGHEST SCORER, YET HE ISN'T EVEN TOP 125 IN APPEARANCES.
Just clocked one crazy stat 😳
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Klems 🗣️ retweeted
Sei lá mas creio eu que é da natureza o homem ejacular nessa faixa de tempo 2 a 5 minutos. É que hoje com o porno as pessoa acha que o homem tem que ficar 1 hora igual máquina.
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