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Good guy
Patient guy
Your mommy’s Guy
Bad guy
Simp guy
Wicked guy
Sweet guy
Nonchalant guy
Paid guy
Sugar Daddy vibes guy
All nah me depends on the version on me you meet for this Tinubu era 😤
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Oyibo made me sign a waiver for choosing the spiciest option on the menu. Signed it with glee expecting the meal to burn my tongue off but it was about as spicy as an average bukka stew in Lagos.
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This is funny cuz folk don’t realize he’s only a celebrity because he was getting chased by a rival gang & ran into an acting school & due to his looks they casted him. The rest is history
Social Media did to girls what they said violent video games were going to do to boys.
We are not going to tolerate threats to assassinate the president. Allison Albro, 21, Daytona Beach, is learning that the hard way. She posted this last night and got a visit from the @VolusiaSheriff Domestic Security Unit and the @SecretService. She said she was joking with this post, she doesn’t have access to a Glock or any other weapon, and she would never hurt anyone. Today she’s sitting in jail on charges of written threats to kill and unlawful use of a communications device. I would strongly advise anyone else thinking of posting a “joke” along these lines to think twice. VSO continues to work hand in hand with the Secret Service, FBI and all our law enforcement partners to ensure this presidential visit to Daytona Beach is a safe event for all who attend, and for our whole community.
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Nobody shameless for this app reach this two…
oh sorry Vampz sef shameless my bad 😞
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two idiots pretending they're nothing but business partners while practically combusting with sexual tension every time they're in the same room yeah yeah sure
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“chandherliers”
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According to many X girlies, once your wife is pregnant, as you are purchasing baby wears, also purchase her obituary necessities on the side.
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"You'll hear from my lawyers" - 10k laptop fraud
"I'll make you deactivate" - random faceless troll
Una too funny for this app 😂
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“wow fuck me games fucking gone” daughter or “fucking cunt what the fuck is that shit” son
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CRISTIANO RONALDO IS LA LIGA'S 2ND-HIGHEST SCORER, YET HE ISN'T EVEN TOP 125 IN APPEARANCES.









































