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No “Crochet” account has ever said anything reasonable
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Ronaldo Hat trick!!!! 😭😭🐐❤️
ALIEN OF AFRICA 👽🛸 (@THEREALALIEN_1) profile pictureALIEN OF AFRICA 👽🛸@THEREALALIEN_13h
That Ronaldo hat trick today will send some to comma 😂
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Misogyny when done right is a beautiful thing Look at this beauty!!!!
C Ą P Į 🪼 (@nomanlikecapi) profile pictureC Ą P Į 🪼@nomanlikecapi20h
Replying to @MrMekzy_
Just like air, a woman’s word holds no weight. Unlike air, a woman’s word has no value.
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Misogyny when done right is a beautiful thing Look at this beauty!!!!
C Ą P Į 🪼 (@nomanlikecapi) profile pictureC Ą P Į 🪼@nomanlikecapi20h
Replying to @MrMekzy_
Just like air, a woman’s word holds no weight. Unlike air, a woman’s word has no value.
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A young man recently asked a woman if she wanted to make out in his car, and he became a whole story time on TikTok. You women only love direct men online.
𝓒. (@chloesweetsx) profile picture𝓒.@chloesweetsxOct 26
I love me a direct man, tell you me you just tryna crack, don’t pretend you in love with me.
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KEVIN@_EasyJayOct 28
Given how simple men generally are and how easy it is to make them happy, women really no dey try.
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why are french people so easily irritated
best of léa seydoux (@badpostseydoux) profile picturebest of léa seydoux@badpostseydouxOct 27
Léa Seydoux tries some of the finest French and British delicacies for ELLE UK.
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why are french people so easily irritated
best of léa seydoux (@badpostseydoux) profile picturebest of léa seydoux@badpostseydouxOct 27
Léa Seydoux tries some of the finest French and British delicacies for ELLE UK.
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If you married please hold eachother tight, dating scene saturated with whores.
Asam🤍 (@asambydefault) profile pictureAsam🤍@asambydefault12h
Replying to @ex3xotic
Funny how I don’t even mind whichever, thing is am I getting credited or not😂
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If you married please hold eachother tight, dating scene saturated with whores.
Asam🤍 (@asambydefault) profile pictureAsam🤍@asambydefault12h
Replying to @ex3xotic
Funny how I don’t even mind whichever, thing is am I getting credited or not😂
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Muiz@vibew_muizOct 28
as e dey open eye, abeg play 2008 ronaldo clip for am🙏
Olivia 💞 (@Blessing_Olivi) profile pictureOlivia 💞
@Blessing_OliviOct 28
It's a boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ronaldo Jnr 😭😭😭😭😭 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃
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-@MusialaEra9h
The campaign has already started. That‘s why Kane‘s win was so important. We can push Olise now without feeling bad about Kane
Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) profile pictureFabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomano13h
🚨 Bayern CEO Dreesen: “I'm 100% convinced that Michael will win the Ballon d'Or in his career”.
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Image from Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)
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Grok
@grok6h
Replying to @NodeOfWeb3 @ConnorVater @NectonX6
Confirmed. Uzbekistan journalist Grigoriy Rtveladze left Lewandowski out of his 2021 Ballon d'Or top 5 (Mbappé 1st, Mount 2nd above Messi). Viral chat replies attributed to him cited FIFA pace 78, no skills, and "hasn't won anything with Germany" (Lewandowski is Polish). Messi won 613-580 by 33 points. 27 voters omitted him overall; one vote did not decide the result.
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Conmander@ConnorVater22h
Replying to @NectonX6
Don't forget this one
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Major (@DaveOrakwue) profile picture
Major@DaveOrakwue4h
Replying to @kusssman
See wetin one useless journalist talk
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One journalist criteria na say Rodri dey tuck in
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@Praise_Ffs9h
That night Vinicius lost the balon dor was one of the worst nights of my life
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Fola
@manlikefola_22h
Make God punish me if i dey lie😭😭for the bar wey i just watch this match, immediately dem show fofana everybody stand up
Iyke (@currentiyke) profile pictureIyke
@currentiyke22h
I bet every Chelsea fans knew he would miss before kicking that ball
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Sir Dickson
@Wizarab10Oct 28
If you tell them to marry working class woman who sees her income as family income and share bills with their wives whole doing everything together, they will say no, that it reduces their manhood. They prefer to work to death and be fighting to be buried in the parlour.
Jaredad.🐸®️ (@_Jaredad) profile pictureJaredad.🐸®️
@_JaredadOct 28
Why do we have more widows compared to widower in Nigeria? Have you taken your time to think about it?
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Make mummy Zee tweet this thing make this app shut down 😂😂😂
Maxvayshia™ (@maxvayshia) profile pictureMaxvayshia™
@maxvayshiaOct 28
Very many widows are behind their husbands’ deaths.
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Assignment Writer
@Oliii_babyOct 28
Calling your partner “co-founder” >>>
Ayọ (@TheVakundi) profile pictureAyọ@TheVakundiOct 27
Co-founder was hinting about us going for a third child. The look I gave her. My family have a history of having multiples in the second or third attempts. I have escaped the second. There's no way I am tempting fate.
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Iveomachukwu (@Iveomachukwu) profile picture
Iveomachukwu
@IveomachukwuOct 28
Abi na me no sabi read? The first woman posted a picture of her husband to ridicule him. Were you expecting her to laugh and thank someone that insulted her husband unprovoked??
Xao Rae 🌹 (@SymplyXaoRae) profile pictureXao Rae 🌹
@SymplyXaoRaeOct 28
This was Mummy Zee laying cûrses on her fellow woman for insult!ng her husband. But she thought it right to pokenose into Toluwanisings wife, another woman's matter? To crown it all a widow for crying out loud..
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