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Same reason why these people rate Estevao even though he’s worse and less productive than Neto & has zero PnP or ability to create separation. They don’t understand that you can’t have a front three with a combined 20 pace.
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Yeah these Clearlake shills are actual subhuman illiterate inbred troglodytes 😭😭😭😭😭😭 Palestra turns like a truck, has negative acceleration and burst, and cannot complete a single defensive action. That’s why he essentially played as a very high wingback/winger in Italy.
Replying to @Chels1an @KM0HAB
Guys have been weird with Palestra from day 1 lmao like he wasn’t the best player during pre season then got injured
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The biggest problem with this troglodytic fanbase is that they essentially believe in magic and don’t understand the physical and athletic aspects of the sport. You could ask them why Acheampong and Fofana are elite defenders but not Palestra, and they couldn’t tell you why.
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They don’t understand that you need certain physical tools like pace, agility, mobility and acceleration to be able to defend. They genuinely believe you can just “learn” this magically if you don’t have the tools.
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??? 😭😭 Lavia is not better at ANYTHING other than passing (even then it’s close) Lavia cannot even function without Caicedo. He’s not a ball-winner and volume defender. We got overrun at the beginning of the season and completely transformed as a team when Caicedo came back.
Replying to @KColeinhiding
Dude Lavia and Caicedo are super similar players except Lavia is just better. Scott offers something completely different
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Lavia had ONE half decent performance against a 10 men United under Carrick with a weak and slow midfield, under ZERO pressure. Be serious.
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You simply need at least one volume defender like Caicedo in any top EPL team in the modern game. If you take out Caicedo from Chelsea or Rice from Arsenal, you can almost physically feel a literal gaping hole in the team. This isn’t the case with Lavia
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Not at all. Caicedo-Scott will be our starting midfield. Lavia is mid. One decentish performance against 10 men won’t change that.
Replying to @KColeinhiding
Always has been
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Hilarious. Two months later, Pys turned out to be right, as Alonso has now switched to a back 4 & put Colwill at CCB because that’s obviously the only position he’s good in. You retards were crying over him wanting his coach to properly profile our players lol
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Inbred ape lmao. Imagine wanting to sell one of your best players to appease some dog shit back 3 system lmfao
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This is just simply not true. We’ve conceded 1 open play goal in like 6 games since the international break. We conceded 0.3 open play xG to Bournemouth, and ~0.7 to Everton. The game against Liverpool was a draw according to the metrics (and in reality), and we lost on penalties
This is not me dooming, but being realistic and hoping/expecting improvements. I think our league position right now is a big fat lie, and it’s carried by our elite attackers’ finishing/brillance. And today, facing a team with a bigger bozo tendency at the moment.
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The only game this could be the case for really was today’s game against United. We didn’t really deserve a win of course
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😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
Replying to @reeceevans485
Gittens lowkey better than diomande aswell
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He’s making your shit team overperform massively. Who exactly do you think you are?
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There are Arsenal fans who unironically cuck for their retarded SD/owners *downgrading* their attack after winning the league and reaching the UCL final lmao
Replying to @DaRealDonreal
Tel would not be close to scoring that vs PSG either, nor score that vs us
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Subhuman inbred goblins in this fanbase really don’t understand how to rate players. Hato is top. No one can look good in this deranged hoofball system. Saliba would look like Chalobah.
Replying to @Edenazzar10
So many others riding of the coattails of the attack
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Subhuman inbred goblins in this fanbase really don’t understand how to rate players. Hato is top. No one can look good in this deranged hoofball system. Saliba would look like Chalobah.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 3 billion spent to have the PR stunt goalkeeper (next Courtois because he’s a tall white Belgian) smack it in his own net and lose to Spurs for the second time in 40 years. With Championship teenager Quenda and 36 yo Henderson on the pitch
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With Xabi Alonso (PR coach, white Spaniard) having us play 30% possession basketball/hoofball with zero buildup, attacking patterns, passing triangles and defensive structure. Subhuman private equity shills like @jbsticks should be held accountable, methinks
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