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Functional Programmer for hire. F#, Scala, Kotlin. For web, mobile, cloud and everything around. Founder FuzzyCloud. and Law Student.

India
Joined January 2009
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Kunjan Dalal retweeted
The final results of the Israeli Elections are finally out. Netanyahu’s Coalition bloc is at 53, while the opposition is with 48 and Arab parties at 19. The Game of Thrones begins!
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Staff of NGO Doctors Without Borders caught for mass scale sex-for-aid scandal. This sort of thing has been whispered about for years, glad the investigation found hard evidence in Chad. However, there should be investigations in other countries as well.
BREAKING: Switzerland suspends funding to Doctors Without Borders after it failed to report that its staff exploited refugee women and girls for sex—in exchange for aid, jobs and money. Previously, 🇨🇭 called MSF “a source of best practice and inspiration.” swissinfo.ch/eng/internation…
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Kunjan Dalal retweeted
पंजाब में CRPF जवान को उठा ले गई पुलिस, DSP पर थप्पड़ मारने का आरोप… सरकारी राजिंदरा अस्पताल में नशे से जुड़ी सामग्री मिलने का दावा करने वाले CRPF जवान सोनू को देर रात पुलिस ने उठा लिया। जवान ने DSP संजीव सिंगला पर थप्पड़ मारने, पगड़ी उतारने और मोबाइल छीनने का आरोप लगाया है। पुलिस का आधिकारिक बयान अभी बाकी है।
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Kunjan Dalal retweeted
Imagine a Rahul Gandhi supporter saying this ??
Remove the Ambani surname and he won’t even get a peon’s job anywhere in India.
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To put things in perspective, central govt has not increased petrol prices in last 6 months (with a raging war going on in middle east) as much as these idiots have increased milk prices in KA!
Bengaluru | Karnataka Minister Krishna Byre Gowda says, "The state government has discussed and decided to increase the price of milk up to Rs 8 per litre..."
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Lashkar-e-Taiba (LeT) terrorist Ghazi Abdul Razzaq Dogar, who was involved in terror activities against India, has died under mysterious circumstances in Pakistan. Kitne Ghazi aaye…Kitne Ghazi gaye.
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Sun is worshipped as a God by Hindus. Starting from Rigveda to Ramayana to Mahabharata Sun worship is elaborately described. Who told u there's no mantra chanted in Chhat puja? Chhat puja involves Hindu rituals throughout. Every day there's a new cockroach giving random gyan.
Interesting fact: Chhath Puja is not a Hindu festival but a local regional festival dedicated to sun god. Unlike Hindu festival, it doesnt involve mantra, or priest. This kind of sun worshipping festival is practised throughout the world.
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"Indian" Express for you...whatta great headline 🤡🤡
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Kunjan Dalal retweeted
Knowing how to fight is power. Knowing when to walk away is tactical wisdom. In Indian street conflicts, your greatest survival skill isn’t fighting back, but knowing when to let it go.
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DRUG CARTELS PROTECTED, BRAVE SOLDIER ARRESTED AT MIDNIGHT! When CRPF personnel Sonu exposes drugs at Patiala’s Rajindra Hospital, Arvind Kejriwal's police drags him away at midnight and abandons his wife on the road at night. 😱😱
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Don’t forget the asswipe YouTubers who called Capt Smit Machchar’s injuries fake.
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बाबा रामदेव जैसे प्रभावशाली व्यक्ति का इस मुद्दे पर बोलना हमारे जैसे लोगो की एक छोटी जीत है। लेकिन प्रश्न यही है, ब्राह्मणों से समस्या क्या है? उन्हें निशाना क्यों बनाया जा रहा है? इस पर लगातार चर्चा होना ज़रूरी है, वरना कुछ दिनों में सब भूल जाएँगे।
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Congress coolies are now literally taking credit for Kashmir Railway tracks & Vande Bharat train built during BJP era.
India Without BJP.
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Wonder what Christine Lagarde will do with her Hermes bags post quitting from the ECB, will they make an appearance at the World Economic Forum in a new role?
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#WATCH दिल्ली: भाजपा सांसद मनोज तिवारी ने सोनिया विहार में यमुना किनारे का दौरा किया और नदी की स्थिति का जायजा लिया। उन्होंने कहा, "लगभग 30 किलोमीटर यमुना को रेखा गुप्ता सरकार ने स्वच्छ कर दिया है। आप पार्क में गड्ढा करके छठ करते हैं ये आपकी आस्था है, स्वागत है। लेकिन छठ की मूल भावना जल संरक्षण है, जल स्वच्छता... मैं पूरी दिल्ली से प्रार्थना करूंगा कि आप यमुना किनारे आएं। ये बुराड़ी है, यहां छठ घाट बनते हैं।"
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Aircel Owner said that he was forced to sell his company at a way below price because Congress was pressurising him. Today New-age Crusader @RahulGandhi is pretending to be the Saviour of Tata Group 😂🤣😂
Tata is being criminally destroyed, and no business leader dares say a word. How long will you stay silent? Until they own you? Indian business is not Modi and Shah's plaything. You lack courage. We don't. We will ensure justice for these crimes.
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काशी के BJP नेता खुद मान रहे हैं कि UGC के सामने ढेर हो गई भाजपा! यह हार UGC के कारण हुई है। यह हार अभी कुछ नहीं, BJP के लिए तो अभी सुनामी आनी बाकी है!
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LANDMARK JUDGMENT BY MADRAS HIGH COURT 🚨🔥 OCI REGISTRATION CAN BE CANCELLED FOR MISSIONARY ACTIVITIES EVEN WITHOUT RELIGIOUS CONVERSION! The court upheld the cancellation of US citizen John Daniel’s OCI registration over missionary activities conducted in India without the required prior permission. The court held that preaching and spreading religious messages can qualify as missionary activities even without proof of religious conversion. OCI IS NOT INDIAN CITIZENSHIP. FOREIGN NATIONALS MUST ABIDE BY INDIA’S LAWS AND PERMISSION REQUIREMENTS.
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Trollers & Haters Calling Gujaratis illiterate, foolish and claiming they contributed nothing to India’s freedom or development. How is insulting an entire community acceptable? Gujarat’s contribution speaks for itself. Criticise policies if you must, but stop demeaning Gujaratis. Gujarat is an integral part of India, and every Gujarati deserves respect. This video explains why these insults need to be called out. Video : Jay Thadeshwar
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Absolute Doglapan !!
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