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White Sox fan. Will Ferrell is better than Seth Rogen. I will touch your drumset

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Joined January 2021
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Alright, I did what I could to be as realistic as possible, this is my offseason plan for the #WhiteSox
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Whatttttt the fuck
SOURCE: The Blue Jays are intensifying talks to acquire Ketel Marte from the D-backs via trade. A four-year, $135 million extension is being discussed as a restructure of his current deal. @z101digital
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Your annual reminder that almost nothing JP Morosi says ever happens and to take his “insider knowledge” as nothing but a myth.
Free agent RHP Dustin May is drawing interest from a broad group of teams that includes the Cubs, White Sox, Padres and Astros, sources say. Of note, new Astros GM Randy Flores was in the Cardinals front office when they signed May last offseason. May, 29, is one of the youngest starters on the market this winter. @MLBNetwork
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EASY: Thread: 1) Batman: Arkham Trials -An Established bat family battles the scarecrow, penguin, Twoface, joker/harley, and Riddler team after an arkham breakout. Bruce realizes this is a threat that may have needed more firepower. PC: Video call with Flash, GL, and Clark
Congratulations! You’ve just been put in charge of DC Films! You have 3 movies to make before Warner Brothers is bought again and the company is reorganized. What are your 3 movies?
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3) Green Lantern: Brightest Day - Hal and Jon get a message from Oa about a disturbance in the sector. Brainiac. They cant slow him, and battle ensues including the GL’s, Flash, Clark, and the bat family. When things are bleak, Arthur arises from the sea, and Diana arrives.
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Continued: they triumph, and the league is born. Braniac is defeated and Earth is saved. PC: Lex Luthor arrives at Arkham and sits across from Joker to talk about their own team. The Legion of Doom. Meanwhile: inside the Hall of Justice everyone is introduced, plus J’onn J’onnz
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Who the hell voted for Joe Espada
The AL Manager of the Year votes
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So well deserved
In his second year at the helm, Will Venable is the 2026 BBWAA AL Manager of the Year! 👏
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Ooooooookay so i like this, but now the bullpen is missing 2 of its most important members now
Grant Taylor is moving into the rotation for 2027, while Hagen Smith will remain in the bullpen for now. The Chicago White Sox are open to starting Smith down the road, Getz told SiriusXM MLB Network Radio. #WhiteSox @FutureSox
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Bro what the fuck. I just want a good DC universe. Thats all i want
James Gunn and Peter Safran will no longer run DC Studios. Jeremy Latcham, who previously served as a producer at Marvel Studios, is taking over DC. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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Bears dude idek what to say
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Literally opened the app and saw this and almost shit my pants thinking they signed him
Just Baseball’s team and contract prediction for Freddy Peralta
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International Draft coming confirmed
A look at switch-hitting Dominican SS Ransiel Herrera at the 2026 U-15 World Cup @JRFegan 1st linked to the #WhiteSox in 2025. Now tied to a reported $4M pre-agreement for 2029. Runs a 6.3 sec 60 yard dash & throws 97 mph from SS, per @wilberdata
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Bartolo's Colonoscopy retweeted
The #WhiteSox are committed to the 2nd largest bonus in the 2029 international class.
La clase internacional 2029 supera los 70M en preacuerdos 😱💰 • Norky Sánchez - $4.4M (Tampa) 🇩🇴 • Ransiel Herrera - $4.0M (White Sox) 🇩🇴 • Luis Rodríguez - $3.8M (Tigers) 🇻🇪 • Emmanuel Mateo - $3.5M (Oakland)🇩🇴 • Rayer González - $3.1M (Boston) 🇩🇴 • Carlos Marrero - $3.0M (Texas) 🇩🇴 • Daniel García - $3.0M (Reds) 🇻🇪 • Yariel Pinales - $2.7M (Braves) 🇩🇴 • Víctor Milán - $2.7M (Reds) 🇩🇴 • Jasson De Jesús - $2.5M (Piratas) 🇩🇴 • Yeiden Herrera - $2.5M (Seattle) 🇩🇴 • Melkin Guzmán - $2.3M (Brewers) 🇩🇴
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You know youre gettin there when the guys on your tree are gettin poached
The St. Louis Cardinals are hiring Joel McKeithan as hitting coach, sources say. McKeithan was most recently with the White Sox as assistant hitting coach.
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ELECTRIC: #NFL Films released an AWESOME behind-the-scenes edit of Jeffery Simmons’ #Bears debut last night. Simmons was ALL OVER THE FIELD, making an immediate impact and looking like the best player on the field. What a debut in Chicago.
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Gunna be a long winter. Yikes
The MLBPA is not too fond of the MLB latest proposal
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