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Beautiful Scottsdale, Arizona
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Laurel May retweeted
Today is a big step in our march toward equality. Gay and lesbian couples now have the right to marry, just like anyone else. #LoveWins
Meet Mr. T: Vegas Host/American Dreamer aaand . . .1st-ever #Bulgarian to earn a @GracieBrothers jiujitsu black belt. vegasseven.com/2015/06/24/ni…
Thanks for the shoutout @medpagetoday! MT Bald Beauty medpagetoday.com/HematologyO… #breastcancer #chemo
Sad, but true in my experience wkng w/them: "..Under-constructed. Existentially impotent." nymag.com/scienceofus/2015/0… #millennials
Don't wanna brag, but I think I made a pretty huge contribution to #machinelearning w/this! Ur welome, @AndrewYNg! articles.concreteinteractive…
My dog went out for an all-day excursion with a trainer and came home smelling like a strip club. Should I be worried?
I would crawl across broken glass for one of these! Hermes/Julio Le Parc Kinetic Energy nyti.ms/1FOO1q #fashion
Got a nice hug from #Amma (but I still wonder...when does she take a potty break?) Guesses, anyone? xitter.gq/breastcancerorg/status…
I told her bf to rummage thru her stuff. Next time I call, she's moved away? Touchy! #KarenIsMyLifeCoach @blasttheory
I've been around, and the Citrus Ritual @AlvadoraSpa @RoyalPalmsHotel is still hands down my fave #spa treatment of all time.
Just sitting outside in the rain because it feels marvelous. If this is what climate change means for Arizona, I'll take it.
This post by Sheryl Sandberg is one of the moving things I have ever read. Here's to kicking the shit outta option B mashable.com/2015/06/03/sher…
And maybe afterwards you can mix me up a medium suicide? I'm only a 5-hr drive away! xitter.gq/shewchuk/status/605530…
Heresy! Drop her in a lake and see if she floats. You might have to burn her. xitter.gq/shewchuk/status/605530…
She looks great, but mostly I'm just so happy she spelled it with a "C"! vanityfair.com/hollywood/201… #CallMeCaitlyn
Laurel May retweeted
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