Collect moments, not things (except for hot sauce, collect a lot of that).
Chicago, IL
Joined May 2011
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Alexis Fischer retweeted
Becca: Just leave
Arie: *Stares at Becca*
Becca: Just go
Arie: *Stomach growls and continues to stare*
Becca: Seriously go
Arie: *Orders Jimmy John’s and continues to stare*
Ding dong
Arie: Okay I think I’m gonna leave now
#TheBachelor
At least I can live vicariously through my inner spirit animal (@Bitmoji) for this year's #FatTuesday festivities.
Do yourselves a favor and check out @esquirerecruit for some real helpful advice on how to succeed in this so-called "real world" ...
Alexis Fischer retweeted
Travel. As much as you can. As far as you can. Life's not meant to be lived in one place.
This woman interviewed me for a job in all Spanish and its safe to say that I have no clue wtf just happened considering all I know is hola
Became best friends with the legendary wheel chair man at pints and flirted with actual police at the bar last night, god bless
"I'm just gonna lay it all out on the table. What are your thoughts on cybersex guys. Cool or nah?" -professor, senior year
The release of florida georgia line's new album, anything goes is the best thing to happen to me this week 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Alexis Fischer retweeted
@nikwalkk is getting her dog baptized this weekend #hesgettingblessed #notevenkidding
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We're giving away 5 Vineyard Vines hats this weekend! RT and follow for a chance to win!
“@MensHumor: My relationship with Google. http://t.co/kG0z9iOJMC” @tgliva ....... – at Iowa City, IA
