maddy

Howard back on the air, my Covid symptoms lifting, I bought a new candle that smells like cigarette smoke in a good way

I thought this was Amanda Knox. Look into it @FBI

When bobby flay beats a second-generation immigrant at making the signature dish of their homeland and it’s their dead grandmother’s recipe <<<<

People I sort of know are always directing music videos for artists named Aurálita or Zopité or Trellaxxxa or something like that who mysterioisly have like 2.5 million followers 🤔 #noticing

The sweet and sour Vietnamese beef I just made chile

Popeye’s wife 🫶🏻

So I took a walk in boots and I have huge blisters one each on the entire bottom of each foot.

No sign of Jack Antonoff on The Life of a Showgirl

When the job market is so bad everyone is forced to go on reality shows >>>

When I find out someone goes to bed early I gain the utmost respect for that person

I’m at a place in my life where I’ve never identified with Elphaba more.

I’m so upset I just accidentally read a spoiler of the ending of Miranda July book. My day is actually ruined

Just found out Europe is chopped and unc

I was rejected from Body Tea University

When the Starbucks employee throws ur sandwich down the stairs before giving it to you >>