@lippyncott

My body is a machine that turns stimuli into reference humor

 Goobertown, AR
Joined March 2026
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Sometimes I be in a bad mood and I reply all mean and didn't really mean it. If you're here because I was mean I probably didn't mean it
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madison@madison_taytOct 26
i think trunk or treat is an affront to god and american car culture degeneracy
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Charli Xircx@0xDA11A5Oct 25
Replying to @trndytrndy
The Bully Autistic And Trans People Into Suicide website is a legitimate source that would NEVER be biased against autistic and trans people
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My tweets is are funny, the algorithm just ignores me. My tweets is are funny, the algorithm just ignores me. My tweets is are funny, the algorithm just ignores me. My tweets is are funny, the algorithm just ignores me. My tweets is are funny, the algorithm just ignores me.
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is are i'm killing myself
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when she got thing 1 thing 2 humor but you lowkey havent gotten play since vape naysh yall
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Actual Names@ActualNames1Oct 22
Gay Wimp Kansas, State Census, 1925
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vpr_z@vpr__zOct 22
Replying to @NamekFreakazoid
hi will opsec run on this phone? +48 5029378663
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frye
@___fryeOct 21
it’s been an honor using the computer with you all
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Clicky@ClickyLiveOct 21
… okay? What does he do exactly?
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monkey car@PrimateVehicleOct 21
Ear nose and throat day at the gym
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Block by block, I will rebuild this app into a perfect world in my image
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Qurando Rondo@03nightzOct 20
sperm banks be like get a load of this nigga
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Mark
@markiplier30 May 2013
#bootyhadmelike
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I miss when porn bots were like 🇲 🇾 🇳 🇪 🇫 🇦 🇷 🇮 🇴 🇺 🇸 🇳 🇮 🇵 🇵 🇱 🇪 🇸 🇮 🇳 🇧 🇮 🇴
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Bug@BramR0tOct 19
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Eric Hacke@ehacke23 Jun 2024
Replying to @ehacke @Hi9638021575916 @shinylunarstars
Originals for you. It's a cute cat.
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emilia@probmoldOct 18
if you have curiosity as a cat they kill you
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bao@theonlytruecelOct 17
anyone heavily invested in lolcow culture has to be a psychopath
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fuck i just realized my wife has never disavowed the muslim brotherhood
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Actual Names@ActualNames1Oct 18
Anna Dumfuct Austria, Catholic Church Records, 1565-2007
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