@lippyncott

My body is a machine that turns stimuli into reference humor

 Goobertown, AR
Joined March 2026
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madison@madison_taytOct 26
i think trunk or treat is an affront to god and american car culture degeneracy
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Charli Xircx@0xDA11A5Oct 25
Replying to @trndytrndy
The Bully Autistic And Trans People Into Suicide website is a legitimate source that would NEVER be biased against autistic and trans people
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Actual Names@ActualNames1Oct 22
Gay Wimp Kansas, State Census, 1925
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vpr_z@vpr__zOct 22
Replying to @NamekFreakazoid
hi will opsec run on this phone? +48 5029378663
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frye
@___fryeOct 21
it’s been an honor using the computer with you all
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Clicky@ClickyLiveOct 21
… okay? What does he do exactly?
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monkey car@PrimateVehicleOct 21
Ear nose and throat day at the gym
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Block by block, I will rebuild this app into a perfect world in my image
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Qurando Rondo@03nightzOct 20
sperm banks be like get a load of this nigga
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Mark
@markiplier30 May 2013
#bootyhadmelike
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I miss when porn bots were like 🇲 🇾 🇳 🇪 🇫 🇦 🇷 🇮 🇴 🇺 🇸 🇳 🇮 🇵 🇵 🇱 🇪 🇸 🇮 🇳 🇧 🇮 🇴
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Bug@BramR0tOct 19
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Eric Hacke@ehacke23 Jun 2024
Replying to @ehacke @Hi9638021575916 @shinylunarstars
Originals for you. It's a cute cat.
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emilia@probmoldOct 18
if you have curiosity as a cat they kill you
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bao@theonlytruecelOct 17
anyone heavily invested in lolcow culture has to be a psychopath
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fuck i just realized my wife has never disavowed the muslim brotherhood
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Actual Names@ActualNames1Oct 18
Anna Dumfuct Austria, Catholic Church Records, 1565-2007
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Replying to @soohwacide
idk if they want comfort or like js want alone time so 😪😢
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grace@gracefishloveOct 18
i know where the clit is i just Don’t care
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Ren ♡@wexarisOct 18
id rather see the world set ablaze in protest than watch it die under the boot of fascists and pedophiles
NewsWire
@NewsWire_USOct 17
Historic town hall ablaze in Limoges, France, amid nationwide unrest
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