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Joined April 2015
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*Talking about whether two of our friends would be a good match* Hubs: They’re not interested in the same things Me: So? I’m not into lacrosse or basketball, Neopets, Star Wars, Lord of Rings... Hubs: It’s like you’re trying to make me sad that I married you
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dont open an etsy shop 😃 (1/4)
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fyi MapQuest is NOT renaming the Gulf of Mexico — not because of politics but because we haven’t updated our maps in like 15 years and don’t remember how to do it
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Thank you To my daughter For pointing to my pimples And saying ow-wee Ow-wee Ow-wee Again And again And again. I could not have found them Without your help. At least You kissed them All better.
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Not even 11am on a snow day and the children have already broken me
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Replying to @EliMcCann
I ask myself why I’m saying no and if it’s because I feel like I should because of some guilt imposed nonsense I internalized…I just say yes.
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If your wife is doing something nice for you, literally just return the favor?? Why does it matter if it's "scope creep"??
Replying to @em_agical @clhubes
Yeah I get it as decor. I just think stuffing adult stockings is a form of scope creep stemming from something that is clearly for kids, then mom does it for the whole family because it would be weird not to, and feels neglected when dad doesn’t chip in.
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I only proofread for adults when they ask for it or when I KNOW they would appreciate being corrected. No need to correct grammar or semantics if I understand the communication.
Replying to @sewistwrites
Here’s where I’m of two minds: 1) the English literature nerd who is irked by every misspelling she sees 2) the Linguist who realizes that language is pliable, and that communication is effective as long as she understands what the speaker is conveying 🤓
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I am hearing reports of some airlines only offering flight credits to passengers for cancelled flights. 

Let me be clear — you are entitled to get your money back promptly if your flight is cancelled and you don't take a rebooking.
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The joy of going to IKEA is rivaled only by the joy of finally leaving IKEA.
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"Sharing is not licking someone else's food" The things you find yourself saying as a parent!!
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Replying to @clhubes
No, I couldn’t, because he’s also going to be in the car with me and then at home with me.
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My husband made a Spotify playlist of songs that remind him of me and I listen to it all the time
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Me at the end of a Zoom meeting where I said nothing for 55 minutes
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“Hell Together” Music Video 🤝🏼 Out Now youtu.be/QpIvz9RuFK4 I am very excited to share this video with all of you. This is a really special song for me. It was inspired by a very special person in my life. My mom. I was touched by her love that she showed to me as her son. Even though she didn’t understand my reasons for the life transitions I had of coming out and leaving our church at first, her willingness to understand the struggles of coming out as a queer person in the midst of a conservative community is not an easy one and I was inspired by her and other moms who faced a fear of leaving all they knew to show love and courage for their kids. I don’t think there’s greater love than that. Directed by: Lily Judge Cinematography by: Ryan Kerr Choreography by: Olivia Cava Edited by: Lily Judge 1st Asst. Camera: Kenji Bennett Steadicam Operator: Luke Dyra Gaffer: Patrick Hyatt Key Grip: Jonas Fischer Best Grip: Lyle Michos Best Electric: Nareh Dovlatyan Swing: Paloma Ronquillo Hair & Make-Up Artist: Joseph Adivari Stylist: Andrew Philip Nguyen Styling Asst.: Cynthia Pham Color by: Ryan Kerr BTS Photographer: Lucas Markman Production Asst.: Ellie Jackson Associate Producers: We Make Movies Location: The Cosmic Church LA Insurance Services Provided by: Irene Quintero – Momentous Insurance Brokerage, A Marsh McLennan Agency Company
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The most insane driving behavior I occasionally see is when I stop for a pedestrian at a crosswalk and the driver behind me doesn't see them, so they cross into the opposing lane to drive around me
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