Professional-ish Stuntman. Delusional Dreamer. I yap about D2C E-Commerce, Brand Building, the Red Sox #DirtyWater & the soul crushing Dolphins #PhinsUp
Miami, FL
Joined May 2009
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I miss these. Every year, around this time, I would get a handmade birthday card from my dad. I saved them all. This one was from 2005.
They were always so ridiculous & twisted. Dude was a legend. They always had a past memory and a reminder...
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Over the past few months, Anthropic scientists have engaged in deep research partnerships with six organizations developing new medicines. We've also begun drug discovery efforts of our own.
In doing so, we’ve learned much more about how Claude can support the many stages of drug development.
In this blog post, we share some early results from these efforts, and describe how this work fits in with our wider ambitions in the life sciences.
anthropic.com/research/early…
This Brewers team has been so fun to watch. Just a bunch of scrappy gamers. Milwaukee is just kicking the living shit out of the Rays. I wanted this to go 7, for max baseball, but I don’t think it’s going beyond 4.
#WorldSeries #ThisIsMyCrew #WinOurWay
"Fake and Gay" - ICE
The simulation has morphed into a South Park episode right before going full GTA6. What a time to be alive.
Fake & Gay!
Moussa Diawara, the Malian national featured in this shockingly poorly researched @60Minutes report, now faces allegations of immigration FRAUD after his asylum application surfaced, revealing that he claimed to be a HOMOSEXUAL man who feared persecution in Mali.
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Did every tin-foil-hat wearer decide to log in to Twitter today? This place has reached Reddit-level basement-dweller energy.
...of how time speed runs as we get older.
I will leave you with this...
"TIME DOES HAVE A WAY OF SLIPPING AWAY BEFORE WE ARE AWARE OF IT - BE SAFE - BE HAPPY - BEFORE TIME SLIPS AWAY"
Updated Codex this morning (because it stopped working 10 min after I went to sleep due to GPT-6.1 Sol being over capacity -- so fkn ridiculous) and then it took me 10 min to find the new usage button on the bottom. Clearly need another coffee or 5. ☕️☕️☕️
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This is officially the smallest crowd for a home game for the #1 team in the country since 1990.
Absolutely EMBARRASSING showing by Miami fans.
Happy Word Series Game 1 Day to those who celebrate. Let's go Brewers! Milwaukee in 6. #WorldSeries #WinOurWay #ThisIsMyCrew
AI is an accelerator. ⛽️🔥
You still have to be intelligent and have a full understanding of what you are doing. It can help intelligent people do things faster and at insane scale.
It can also speed run something into the ground if that idea is led by a fucking idiot.
Jarren Duran at $11.1 Million is a steal. And if you disagree you probably have blue hair and drive a Subaru. 20 Bombs. 20 Bags. Willing to go to battle at any time. #DirtyWater
Your mobile numbers are next. Just wait for the AI agent sim swap shit storm. Get on @efani - use code “long” and get your 2nd month free or $99 off the annual plan. 👉 efani.com/long
Secure and lock down everything.
99.99% of people don’t understand how insane the last 48 hours have been. Rotate your API keys. Change your passwords. Enable 2FA with a yubiKey on everything. Move off Google Auth etc. Or get absolutely wrecked.
Social experiment to identify the lazy & dumb. I'm here for it. If you give an AI agent access to your stuff you have it coming. Can't wait for all these small brains celebrating on social media that their AI agent booked them a dinner reservation or an Uber to disappear. RIP.
Fable 5.5 today?
Everyone rides on the newest model being able to clean up the slop and clusterfuck another model created.
It’s still an elephant riding a bike. Might eventually figure it out. Might eventually get to the destination. But it’s going to be ugly.
