Professional-ish Stuntman. Delusional Dreamer. I yap about D2C E-Commerce, Brand Building, the Red Sox #DirtyWater & the soul crushing Dolphins #PhinsUp

Miami, FL
Joined May 2009
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Over the past few months, Anthropic scientists have engaged in deep research partnerships with six organizations developing new medicines. We've also begun drug discovery efforts of our own. In doing so, we’ve learned much more about how Claude can support the many stages of drug development. In this blog post, we share some early results from these efforts, and describe how this work fits in with our wider ambitions in the life sciences. anthropic.com/research/early…
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This is officially the smallest crowd for a home game for the #1 team in the country since 1990. Absolutely EMBARRASSING showing by Miami fans.
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🏝️ @davidortiz welcomes everyone to Chilligan’s Island 🥃 @kevinburkhardt | @AROD | @derekjeter | @MLBONFOX
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Register your .si domain. If you are building in AI, grab your .si domain before a squatter does. Got mine at dondominio.com for $16.60 after fees (€13.95) w/ free domain privacy. Snag it, add a redirect. I hate SI, but it's cheap insurance and takes 10 seconds.
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Wait, but Craig Breslow not getting any power bats was fine because he has as bachelor's degree in molecular biophysics & biochemistry. Only good thing about getting BLOWN OUT is people will get off their knees and go back to hating this dork (who got an EXTENSION). #DirtyWater
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LETS GO RED SOX!!!!!
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Red Sox remove interim tag and name Chad Tracy full-time manager with 3-year contract, including a club option for 2030.
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YOUR 2026 RED SOX ARE POSTSEASON BOUND!
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IMMACULATE INNING FOR PAYTON TOLLE!!!
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Maybe Patrick Sandoval NEEDS ANOTHER FUCKING SPARKLY NECKLACE in order to pitch better. THIS GUY SUCKS!!!! #DirtyWater
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20 on the season for Jarren!
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Adley dinger at a familiar place!
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The Red Sox are going to win the World Series.
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Payton Tolle is the best.
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On behalf of all Red Sox fans I retract the apology.
Replying to @WillFlemming
I meant no disrespect to the Yankees players or organization. I could and should have used different words. These rivalry games get me fired up; I apologize for letting the emotion of the moment get the best of me.
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The same people who renamed "mothers" to "birthing persons" are freaking out over renaming a lake they've never been to.
Google Maps has changed the name of Lake Ontario to “Lake America” for U.S. users to reflect President Trump’s executive order renaming the lake, according to a Google statement. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/goo…
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The greatest thing I've ever seen in a founder's office was an "𝗙 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗪𝗮𝗹𝗹." Every person who doubted, slighted, or rejected him.  He kept track of all of it. I almost wanted to write the check right then and there. As an athlete, I have my own version of that wall. It's just mental. All the people who said I wasn't athletic enough, wouldn't stick, or had a weird shot. Even the opportunities I didn't get or the people taken over me.  You remember all of those things. It's a little Jordan-esque, and maybe even irrational. But I've started to realize how much elite founders and elite athletes have in common. At some point, talent is everywhere. What separates people is often how long they can stay obsessed, how they respond to being told no, and whether doubt discourages them or becomes fuel. A pitch deck can tell me what you're building, but an F You Wall tells me why you might actually survive long enough to build it. At the end of the day, we’re all delusional anyway.
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CEDDANNE GOLD GLOVE
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JUST IN: Gov. Ron DeSantis declares Flock license plate cameras are “out of control” & calls for new privacy safeguards in Florida.
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GO-AHEAD GRAND SLAM Jarren Duran puts Boston ahead in the 11th!
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