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luton and ace attorney fan (i should just pick a struggle) (i also support the knicks but that’s not a struggle anymore)

He/they
Joined December 2021
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You may hate me but you simply fail to consider that I’m at the back of the back of the club, bass go barumpumbum, bass gonna do what the bass always does, chew on my waist like bubblegum, hit hit pop it right, sugar water cyanide, let the taste slip inside, holdin on for my life
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Deeply unserious country and you have the dumbest leftists defending this kind of insane nationalist psychosis lmao.
Kylian Mbappé’s diplomatic row with China has intensified after the country’s state broadcaster rejected various apologies for the footballer’s “ill-judged” remarks about Mao Tse-tung. In a dismissal of explanations offered by Real Madrid and La Liga, China Media Group (CMG) – the government-owned media group – doubled down on its vow to stop broadcasting matches involving Mbappé. @Tom_Morgs and @SamJDean for more 👇 telegraph.co.uk/football/202…
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he was found guilty by a jury of the public rupert
Tommy Robinson has been found guilty - it is my view that the system has, again, treated him unfairly. We live in dark times.
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This is probably my favorite ending to an episode in the entire series.
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Tommy Robinson has been found GUILTY of all charges. Hope you all have a lovely day.
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Le vin rouge que boit ta daronne pour oublier son divorce s’appelle Bordeaux.
Replying to @Altrocius
French when they’re asked to name an influential city in their country other than Paris
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People can see words on a page and know what they are This does not mean that they can read
Rules by the FA regarding players under the age of 18. You guys are genuine idiots if you don’t think there are separate rules to protect children
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I can tell this was not made by a woman
Ranking the most unattractive male qualities.
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All this chat about him being 16 is so strange. He’s on a mens pitch? Can’t understand why his age is relevant here
Potential leg breaking tackle on a 16 year old. Stay classy @ftfc 👏
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Because he stayed disciplined
Neymar’s only crime was existing in Messi’s era cos tell me how “ Harry Kane” has a ballon dor and Neymar doesn’t ?
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How good was Izzy Jones last night by the way? He’s looked like a proper RB over the last few games. #LTFC
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Surely this isn't the vile challenge half the timeline is talking about😭 the premier league is a different sport
RED CARD for Max Dowman! 🟥
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Honestly just so much nicer than being shoulder to shoulder with everyone for a full kilometre and a half
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People finally cottoning onto the fact that she’s dumb as a sack of rocks
Replying to @ox_anna29
And how do you suggest the shops are stocked?!
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The slander name "Fleetwood Max"
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fuck off + it's still twitter
ty for 4 years of bangers
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tell you one thing i WASNT doing at max dowmans age and that’s getting sent off
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We didn't kill 80 million people #MbappeFC
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what kills me is mao was objectively a dictator
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WE'VE WON ITTTT!!!!!! ❤️ (5-3) 🔵
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Mystery Madness feels like it’s missing something. Like the final summoning should go to a gorilla. One that’s super smart AND from the moon. He’d even have a short range toggle tesla cannon and a cool dome shield.
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