@luv2read13

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Joined October 2022
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just Saw Everything. why am I the only one who thinks Billy is gay
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Every recent Nathan Fielder project expertly touches the deep existential horror of not being able to ever fully know or understand another human being or their actions.
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Growing up I knew a guy who had Benjamin Button disease but he got killed by a drunk driver so we never got to see the whole thing play out
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they call it fond du lac because it’s fond du lac
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An unmarried 28 year old is younger than a married 22 year old
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My brother added me to a group chat called 'one billion pints' where the goal is to collectively drink one billion pints. Currently total standing at 473.
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This is a wonderful Rorschach test
Flibbertigibbet@antisxgOct 25
Disgusting insinuation in this campaign. Absolutely appalling @MayorofLondon @TfL @ACT
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Weed before beer, youre in the clear. Beer before pot.. uhhh.. my uncle's hot. No
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imagine you go to a restaurant hungry as hell and they bring out an award saying you beat their Fat Fuck challenge
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@TsarinaBombaOct 24
Beautiful Saturday in New York and half the guys in the bagel shop are working on DoorDash orders. What is wrong with you people
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ethan@ethanjuicedOct 24
the 7 deadly sins not even deadly. i have been practicing many of them this weekend and im still alive
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a band called GROUPLOVE wants you to take them to your best friends house? I bet
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I thought alt-J was a Christian rock band until October of 2022
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asked my bf a question about finance 5 minutes into a 2 hour drive 🫩
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I always assumed his left hand was free because his right hand was jerking off
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(holding my cat) i love you so much. i would kill anyone for you (remembering that that’s a reactionary violent right wing coded way to express love) i mean i would build a hundred cities for you
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going to sleep excited asf cause i have smoking and drinking tomorrow
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Ppl blame the loss of the accent on gentrifiers these folks live in like a homeowner area where residents haven't changed. The accent also died cause of tv/internet becoming ppls friends instead of irl. A lot of the most generic sounding ppl I know are born/bred in 1980s Brooklyn
Brian Roemmele
@BrianRoemmeleOct 23
1992 a meteor hit her car. Back in New Jersey and New York almost everybody I knew had “the accent”.
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Too many people don’t understand aging. Not everyone is getting buccal fat removals and blephs they’re just getting older
𐙚@magicalucOct 22
Replying to @hollowandholy
upper bleph is a crime
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Tried to google "Haiti situation map" but accidentally entered "Haiti situation mal" and google Gemini responded "sí, es no bueno"
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