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She/it, 31, gay for @radia__l, ghostwriter for @casserole_txt. You'll like me.

Perth, Western Australia
Joined June 2011
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friend [screenshotting breakup texts]: what do i say help :( me [lacks theory of mind but for phones]: arent you the grey one
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startup idea: press the power button
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you ever meet someone and think they’re cool and normal and then boom, they bank with westpac
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The Irishman (2019) Robert DeNiro voiceover: Back then, if you wanted to kill a guy, you'd stab him or shoot him with a gun. But one thing you did not want to do, was let the police find out about it. Doo-wop song in the background: I'll be your baby, baby/if you'll be my doll
Casino (1995) Robert DeNiro voiceover: And to me, cash was money. It was paper. Just a couple of bucks and bills Blues song in the background: Ooh give me that lovely loving
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I tried 20mg of Adderall once and I ended up edging to gay porn for 7 consecutive hours. Needless to say, it doesn't have an effect on me at all
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Emily retweeted
[doctor]: are you sexually active? [me]: i dabble
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free use, never used - E hemingway
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It’s a nice idea but it’s making me hungry and I am nowhere near the museum. They have no solution for people in my situation
George Lucas and his wife Mellody Hobson sell grilled cheese sandwiches at $2 in their museum so no visitor goes hungry. Hobson grew up poor and unable to afford items on school field trips, so she made sure no kid would have to go through the same.
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being an audiophile sucks because she gets to be the music and I'm supposed to, what, fuck the mUSIC I MAKE IT CUM I FUCK THE MUSIC WITH MY SERPENT TONGUE (HIT HIT HIT) WANNA BEER HAVE NO FEAR COMES AND GOES MAN IT'S HERE NO ONE KNOWS FEELS SO WEIRD WHEN IT BLOWS THROUGH MY BONES
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George Lucas should go back to American Grafiti and add random cgi aliens like he did for StarWars
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Emily retweeted
your type is SORCERESS FROM THE ASYLUM. you go for SOUL BEWITCHING and BLACK HAIR. you avoid WATER PAIL GIRL and INN KEEPER’S DAUGHTER
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your friend who’s never been loved before: “hey, so… sorry if this is a lot to ask. but., how much noise am i allowed to make?”
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It’s not a money spread it’s a band acknowledgment
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for sale: condom. worn once.
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Emily retweeted
your email found me. it knows where i am. im so fucking scared
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Fool me Once Shame on Me Fool Me Twice Shame on Me Fool Me Three Times Shame on Me Fool me Four Times You Are Taking Advantage of My Nature
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if you ever think you are not a functional human being bc you have autism or adhd just get a customer service job of any kind and you'll see that everyone else around you has some kind of cognitive disability that just turns their brain off completely
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Replying to @autogynefiles
Source tells me Pagliacci is in town. Please god
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Emily retweeted
Gave my honeypot the ick
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on some shit jehova hasn't witnessed
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