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clout poisoned sommelier and amazing winemaker + pretend dj

bay area, ca
Joined September 2023
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Peter Thiel now says Trump got too toxic, he’s moving to Argentina, and he just remembered he’s gay and “should have known better.”
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The attached text is labeled "PARODY." The quotes claiming Thiel said Trump got too toxic, he should have known better as a gay man, or "I gave him JD Vance" are fabricated. Thiel temporarily moved to Buenos Aires in 2026 and has long been openly gay. pbs.twimg.com/media/HW4MNs-X… ft.com/content/3d7ab8…
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Parker retweeted
(reading the back of a video game case) seems like it's mario's greatest adventure yet
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Everybody remember stick races? No iPhones. No apps. Just rainwater, a curb, and two grown men yelling at sticks like it’s NASCAR.
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this has been fucked about extensively you’re just a prude
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Parker retweeted
The speaker of the house should be a Beats Pill LMFAO
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Best Hitler impression I’ve seen
I’m trying to be a nicer person, and then I go online and hear that someone just destroyed the bones of Santa Claus
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if u still chewing on your burger & start putting fries in yo mouth u need to relax
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microsoft HUSSEIN outlook
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We are at the end of a relit newport 100. Its about two drags away from the filter.
Dana White says he did not know Trump named him as Press Secretary: “I have zero political aspirations. I was in a fight, boxing in London, when he called me, and told me he had done this, and the last 24 hours of my life has been insane.”
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Old nigga but I’m reading Carl Jung
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I dated a girl who just threw all her change in the garbage
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Boyfriend isn’t a Twitter person but he loves to make me laugh so he just writes drafts and shows them to me
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RossWillDoThat. New streamer I’m making up.
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If it's wrong to fall in love with a Chinese spy then who are you even allowed to date? The lady at the mall information kiosk?? She's often not even at the kiosk
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Last night, we let the liquor talk. I can’t remember everything we said but I’m jacking off.
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I feel like Spitta
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the moment you imagine a future with that guy from the bar it will end. instead you must imagine your past like he’s a dead wife
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It’s not a money spread it’s a band acknowledgment
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Seinfeld!! You know how people say Kobe before they throw something. I like to say Seinfeld before I observe something
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