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Yorkshire, UK
Joined March 2009
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Tesco profits shot up from £883m to £2.3bn. ​An extra £1.4bn+ in profit while families STRUGGLE to afford basic groceries. ​It’s not a cost-of-living crisis, it’s a cost-of-greed crisis—backed by government INACTION! 🛑
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Remembering... The late, great... Oliver Reed. ❤️
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Have you seen missing 15-year-old Latazia Beardsmore? Latazia was last seen in Liscard at 10.55pm on Tuesday 3 November and extensive enquiries are being carried out to find her. She is described as 5ft 4in tall, white, of medium build, and with shoulder-length blonde hair usually worn in a ponytail. Latazia was last seen wearing a black top, black flared leggings, a beige jacket and black Crocs. She is known to frequent Bootle and Ormskirk. If you see Latazia, call 999 so we can make sure she is safe. You can also pass on any sightings via our form: orlo.uk/MPHuw or any other information to @MerPolCC or 101.
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RELEASE DENIED: Charlie Bronson’s ninth parole hearing denied after serving 52 years in prison for robbing a post office. Charlie has risen millions for children’s charities and continues to remain good behavior status, do you believe he will ever be released?
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So many otherwise trusted sites are posting deadly misinformation about bonfires, and hedgehogs who may be nesting under them. PLEASE BE CLEAR: ❌Poking a broom or stick under the bonfire will do nothing - even if you actually hit the hiding hedgehog and hurt her, she will NOT run. Hedgehogs DO NOT have the flight or fight reflex that humans and other animals have. Their response to threat and danger, and even pain, is to curl into a ball and stay put, and wait for the danger to pass. ❌A hiding hedgehog will NOT hiss, or make any sound at all! They are a prey animal, you are a predator - they will NOT alert a predator to their presence, they will stay silent. ❌Lighting the bonfire from one side will NOT WORK. Their response to danger is to STAY PUT AND CURL INTO A PROTECTIVE BALL. They won't come running out. As the heat comes closer and the smoke fills her lungs, a hiding hedgehog will just curl tighter. Whoever wrote these 'tips' does not understand the nature of a hedgehog. THEY DO NOT RUN FROM DANGER. Broadcasting this total nonsense is spreading a false sense of security and is potentially extremely harmful. The only safe bonfire is one that is built or moved ON THE DAY IT IS LIT. Moving a bonfire takes less time than you'd think. There are lots of late-born baby hedgehogs around right now, who would see a bonfire as a safe place to nest. Regrets won't turn back the clock. The 'If only' will haunt you for a lifetime. If you have to have a bonfire, please make sure you do it right.
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🐕‍🦺 URGENT DOMINO STILL MISSING 16-year-old JRT missing from Brigsteer, Cumbria #LA8 since 18 September. 💔Mostly deaf & blind, has dementia, needs medication. He is microchipped Specialist search dogs, drones, thermal imaging, cars & ALL USED but NO sightings. #StolenDogHour
🐕 #URGENT #KENDAL #CUMBRIA #LA8 #MISSING Jrt DOMINO is 16 years old, mostly DEAF, BLIND, also DEMENTIA, MICROCHIPPED and ON MEDICATION He was in the garden & got out through a gate that isn't normally used but was found ajar on 18 September 2026 8am *BRIGSTEER AREA*
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T time Banger Leeds Warehouse Mix 👌 Had to add some effects This video has a seizure warning and so it should 👍
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Happy Halloween everybody, have fun, be safe and stay alert! Be careful of what you eat, where you go and what you do!
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ARRESTS ONGOING Ten hours after around 400 peaceful signholders gathered together outside the US embassy, The Met are still making arrests. We do not comply
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A little Halloween Hardcore download for all. Top tier DJ, top tier venue, 35 years ago: This is DJ Sy @ The Orbit, Morley 28.12.1991 48 tracks and 90 minutes of old skool madness. Sy absolutely donning it. Wonderful thing. Tracklist in comments, download link below. If you wish to support what I do: ko-fi.com/dorksirjur Download: tinyurl.com/9uxzf3zm
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Would you still say “thank you” if this was your treat? 😂 Tag the friend who would actually open the door for this.🤣👍👌👻🎃💀💨💨💨 #MrMethane #Halloween #TrickOrTreat #FartFail #GassyHalloween #HalloweenReel #FunnyAF #Flatulence #ViralFarts
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The KLF - 3 a.m. Eternal (1991) "KLF ARE GONNA ROCK YA!" The 1991 acid house remix ("Live at the S.S.L") became the most commercially successful version, topping the UK Singles Chart. From their fourth & final album, The White Room, also hit #1 US Dance Club Songs chart.🕺🕺🕺
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BREAKING: BLANKET ARRESTS BEGIN OUTSIDE US EMBASSY The Met Police began making arrests before any signs were on display, arresting volunteers like this woman for supporting people holding signs, and arresting people for having blank placards.
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Incredibly this doesn't even say you will be arrested if you demonstrate. It says you will be arrested if you are "planning to attend". OK I just looked up the train timetable. Come and get me.
Anyone planning to attend a demonstration in support of Palestine Action in the vicinity of the US Embassy on Saturday, 31 October will face arrest as part of a robust policing operation. Expressing support for the group is an offence under the Terrorism Act following its proscription in June 2025, a decision upheld by the Court of Appeal in June 2026. Read more: news.met.police.uk/news/met-…
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“I think I’d starve without these food parcels” #OnThisDay 1984. The first food parcels from the Soviet Union began to arrive to striking miners in Wigan.
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Clement Attlee founded the NHS, built record numbers of council houses, nationalised Housing, Power, Rail, Energy, Steel, Fossil Fuel and employed more than 2m people in 5 years all with the greatest debt the UK had ever had. And the economy boomed and debt fell.
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A terminally ill mum who has been given three years to live has been denied disability benefit despite being unable to eat, talk, dress or use the toilet independently... bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckqx…
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Today is always the hardest day. We only ever got to spend one single birthday with you before you were taken from us, and the pain of every missing year never fades. #helpfindben #missing #viral #trending #retweet
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.@JohnHealey_MP, are you listening? #AbolishTheMonarchy
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Remember this dirty old cunt in the middle spent years being a dirty pedo,because he was in a position of power,know what gets me,how many kids lives did this cunt ruin,while all those twats sitting next to him,feasted on the subsidised food and drink expenses fiddles
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