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I tweet damn near every thought I have, so

Joined September 2019
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Does anyone know where to get that blue romper/ jumpsuit that sierra from love island was wearing last night 😩 I need itttt
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Me opening tiktok every 3 minutes forgetting that it’s banned
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My AirPods went through the washer and the dryer and still work so I’m tempted to wear them in the shower…
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It’s literally just an aesthetic to them tbh
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(completely overwhelmed) will do!
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My hobbies include tearing up at videos of animals running at full speed to dramatic music
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aries suns are what y’all think leo suns are
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Men, take note. Women don’t want a men who is used up like chewed gum. Be a treasure not a target!!
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they don't talk enough about how Jan 6 was also very funny
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That dove releasing video was genuinely so upsetting. Why was she not paying attention? 100% her fault I hope she’s banned from the company
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Me when I have my AirPods in and walking anywhere: – at San Francisco, CA
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girl with a praise kink who doesn’t know how to accept compliments irl
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Replying to @EliErlick
God I love science and clits and trans people
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Thanks to trans men donating their tissue, we know the exact number of nerve fibers in the clitoris. livescience.com/nerve-fibers…
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Eventually we will learn that excessive plastic surgery isn’t about choice and happiness, it’s just a capitalist scheme. Like girl why are you insecure about the length of your TOES????
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Jenna Marbles and Julien Solomita are now married.
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