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I tweet damn near every thought I have, so

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Does anyone know where to get that blue romper/ jumpsuit that sierra from love island was wearing last night 😩 I need itttt
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Me opening tiktok every 3 minutes forgetting that it’s banned
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Parenthesis only applies to inside the parenthesis. Not outside. Distributive property is just multiplication written differently
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2(3) and 2*3 are the exact same thing written in different forms. Parenthesis being first only applies to inside the parenthesis
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This is such a good thread lmfao
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This is the funniest possible response
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Replying to @shaTIRED
I’m from Oregon and we say it went down the wrong tube
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10000% Twitter is a hellhole I go to tiktok for an escape
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I personally feel this but this has nothing to do with the tweet you replied to
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Replying to @adoseofmars
No duh, it’s sexually transmitted. How do you think the women got it? Magic?
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Replying to @murrellene
I’m sure some places are that expensive but I personally pay $150 for unlimited classes. Not cheap but not 300
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When did I say men can’t relate? All I was talking about was my own experience. I never talked about men lol
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You’re saying a whole lot of nothing. “Gatekeeping logic” lmao. Point is women don’t only dress cute around men. We just like to dress cute. For men for women for ourselves
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You have to “tough it out” being around women 🤣 lmfao
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You’re just delusional if women are telling you they dress cute for reasons A and B and you tell them they’re wrong and they actually dress cute for reason C LOL
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Why do we dress cute to workout in our own living rooms? Why do we dress cute to workout with our female friends in their living rooms or empty apt complex gyms? I have a friend who leaves her apt gym anytime a guy comes in and she still dresses cute
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You’re obviously the one who’s reaching. And I do though lol. Never seen a single youngish straight man in the months I’ve been going there. I go expecting it to be 100% women and was surprised by the 1 old man. You think I dress cute on the <1% chance I might see a man? Get real
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My Pilates studio is not part of any larger establishment and I’ve only ever seen 2 men there. 1 gay instructor and 1 aprox 70 year old man that I saw in class one time. I still dress cute 💅🏻
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My AirPods went through the washer and the dryer and still work so I’m tempted to wear them in the shower…
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