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no momento do acidente eu não quis ajudá-lo, pois tirar a moto de cima dele não combina com a minha estética

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imagine if andrew cuomo became mayor lmfao
NEW: Mamdani will announce today that he personally brokered a deal with President Trump regarding SNAP and Bodegas/corner stores stocking rules—deal will not just be for NYC but nation-wide, source familiar tells me Formal announcement at 2:30 PM
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NEW: Mamdani will announce today that he personally brokered a deal with President Trump regarding SNAP and Bodegas/corner stores stocking rules—deal will not just be for NYC but nation-wide, source familiar tells me Formal announcement at 2:30 PM
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Yeah that sure sounds like a Christmas Carol adaptation greenlit by a corrupt pro-Trump conglomerate.
Ebeneezer is one of the most ‘gag in a 30 Rock episode’ movies I’ve seen in a while: a right wing Christmas Carol (Chudmas Carol?) that adds new backstory to justify why Scrooge should hate charity and the homeless. Abysmal! My review for @looper: looper.com/2316244/ebenezer-…
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Imagine being too scared to challenge a guy with a 13% approval rating among your voters
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Roald Dahl was one of histories only successful male honeypots, banging a congresswoman to exhaustion to persuade the US to be less isolationist
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lol not only did Barker not predict Dems would do well in the midterms, she was preemptively demanding apologies from anyone who said Talarico would win
Completely vindicated, @joshtpm The left followed my advice to embrace economic populism and cultural moderation and they won. Now we’ll see how they govern
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Barker repeatedly insisted Texas would not flip and told people to bookmark it, recommending focus on Midwest states instead. Texas Democrats swept, with Talarico winning Senate by ~12 pts. She later admitted error on Texas. x.com/evanwch/status… axios.com/2026/11/04/tex…
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These poor fools inside this cia cult have group schizophrenia and think that anyone who hates them is me. Carlos, Stop taking liquor home from your work. You're projecting me onto teenage bordigaists.
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Has Neera Tanden ever protested a Republican. This is a rhetorical question.
I would buy through the paywall of any story that includes the reporter asking these protesters when they have protested a single Republican office holder any time, but especially in the last 2 years they’ve had unified controls of Washington. Reporters - please take me up on it 🙏🏽
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Still waiting for Slotkin to talk about policy.
Sen. Slotkin: "If you have elected officials who are spending all their time fighting progressive versus moderate, then they have missed the plot of the election." #WhatsNext
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DSA Watch (@DSA_Watch) just copyright struck my entire YouTube video—simply because that video occasionally displayed screenshots of their own tweets while I criticized them. the video (which is two months old) discussed how they amplified what I believe to be a dishonest portrayal of one of Hasan’s (@hasanthehun) stream segments, seemingly to damage Abdul El-Sayed’s Senate campaign. I also talk about how this account just generally kind of sucks, like how they perpetuated the same “return to lynchings” claim Scott Jennings is currently being sued over (lol) their response is now to claim I've infringed upon their copyright through unauthorized user of their official “logo”—which is really just their fucking profile picture, sparsely shown on screen in the video because it is 𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘻𝘪𝘯𝘨
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He needs to move on lol
News - Joe Biden accuses Nancy Pelosi of undermining his 2024 reelection bid by working to get elected officials' delegates to defect
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Pessoal ficou puto aqui mas deixa eu te falar, Trump meteu 4.2% de inflação esse ano e foi brutalmente violado nas midterms nos EUA "Ah mas veja bem" Colega, inflação cresce, governo cai. De novo, ou você controla essa merda, ou o governo >cai<
Nego tá na lua. Ganhamos a eleição na bacia das almas tomando fumo nos Estados, na Câmara Federal e no Senado, e vocês fazendo gracinha com o fiscal Espera uma inflação de 6.5% aí pra vocês verem o que acontece com o governo, vai achando que essa porra é gincana de Internet
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Sunrise threw in big for No Kings, ran nightly anti-ICE Hilton protests in MN, organized 100+ campus anti-Trump campaigns, did nationwide anti-Trump walkouts in 2025 Trump's DOJ is after them for their ICE work. Who are you and what risks are you taking that you can shit on them
Amazing. Did they protest Republicans a single time over the past 2 years? Just a completely dedicated Dem ratfucking org
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When they want your vote they tell us "Democrats will listen to the left and be amenable to persuasion in a way that Republicans will not." Then the day after the election: "Why are you pressuring Democrats and not Republicans?"
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Sitting right next to the disruptions in Denver targeting @RepJeffries during the #WhatsNext confab and I can tell you there are times when the tactics and venom coming from the activist left are completely indistinguishable to the MAGA right. They just come off as unhinged assholes who are throwing tantrums.
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Thank you President Trump for returning America to traditional Christian values*! *anyone who tries to fly is a witch
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indo levar a dona encrenca sthephannye mickhaelly no gordao lanches e dps na tabacaria dois irmãos & um hosh
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"O velhote chad do Lula chegou nas Filipinas e começou a farmar aura"
JAJAJAJAJA el viejazo chad de Lula llegó a Filipinas y se puso a farmear aura 🐐
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O pacote fiscal foi uma vitória estrondosa do Governo Lula, conseguindo aproveitar a atual correlação de forças (vai piorar muito ano que vem) para tirar leite de pedra, com um texto q não corta em orçamento, não tira do andar de baixo, mas do andar de cima. E agora é fazer mobilização pública para pressionar o próximo Congresso, e não o Governo, a permitir mais espaço para investimentos, aprovar um orçamento com mais investimentos. O que os quinta colunas fazem? Declaram estelionato eleitoral e traição, proclamam uma derrota do governo, procuram queimá-lo com o eleitorado e mentem dizendo que haverá cortes na saúde e no social e que é um tesouraço. Mentem porque se usassem a verdade perderiam a plateia. Só lhes resta a mentira, a cizânia e o carreirismo pessoal, muito lucrativo.
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Esquerda PSOL: Lula neoliberal. Não tem que cortar nada. Ta tudo certo. Liberal safado e sem noção: Ajuste insuficiente. Tem que cortar até eu ver pobre com fome Eu: Obrigado presidente Lula pelo ajuste conciliador e que permite superávit em 2027. Vamos ameaçar o Galipolo.
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