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back and other chronic joint pain is God punishing animals for leaving the ocean. land dwellers and their fucking hubris
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the worst part about being a beekeeper is kissing all 30,000 bees goodnight i bet
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my friend he was carved from the ancient brick
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minion pussy is probably so soft and tight with lips that just wrap right around your fingers. theyre always asking for banana and i bet it’d feel so good to give it to them. i wonder what minion brain feels like
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terry crews really said he’d watch porn from 10am to 11pm
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Philadelphia calls to me like the siren
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Every schizo junkie I ever talked to completely vindicated
JUST IN: California rehab operators accused of supplying illegal drugs to recovering addicts to keep them hooked & collect over $210 million from insurers.
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Set your VPN to Isreal and the weather app has temperature sliders.
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Free epic comeback to use
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You should be able to charge your phone from 0 to 100 in half a second but like sparks go everywhere and your lights flicker and it makes a really loud bang
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youre so cute i wanna bang your head on concrete until its all smeared
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Im fucking crying my dad kept my old warrior cats art with him for 11 years and he just gave it back
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ehhhh moshi moshi
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My air fryer just said its first word
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Corpus Christi is the funniest city name bc it means Spaniards saw some shitty Texas beach and said “this is the body of Christ”
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Weed before beer, youre in the clear. Beer before pot.. uhhh.. my uncle's hot. No
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This is what applications for jobs stocking shelves at the supermarket look like now
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he's undergoing YTP pibby glitch transformation between our very eyes
Everyone is focused on the burp sound from the day prior but the bulging-eye delivery of “Jaiit” is a thousand times funnier. I’ve almost incapacitated myself laughing at work several times today thinking about this shit
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do you guys like my victor mods
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