back and other chronic joint pain is God punishing animals for leaving the ocean. land dwellers and their fucking hubris
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minion pussy is probably so soft and tight with lips that just wrap right around your fingers. theyre always asking for banana and i bet it’d feel so good to give it to them. i wonder what minion brain feels like
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You should be able to charge your phone from 0 to 100 in half a second but like sparks go everywhere and your lights flicker and it makes a really loud bang
Im fucking crying my dad kept my old warrior cats art with him for 11 years and he just gave it back
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Corpus Christi is the funniest city name bc it means Spaniards saw some shitty Texas beach and said “this is the body of Christ”


























