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Michael Petrino

@mapetrino

D.C. trial and appellate lawyer. Senior Litigation Counsel at https://xitter.gq/t.co/4CYjxWuqSE. Tweets about legal stuff (mostly). Retweets at random. Opinions my own.

 Washington, DC
Joined January 2022
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CIR
@CIRightsNov 6
Looking for a summer clerkship with real substance? CIR is hiring Summer Clerks for 10 weeks of hands-on constitutional litigation experience. $8,000 | Arlington, VA | Completed 1L required Ready to make your summer count? cir-usa.org/career-opportuni…
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OUcafe.net
@OUcafe_netOct 26
Replying to @Kzovko
Only ONE problem..... .. He hits the defender with his shoulder. ..
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NFL Memes
@NFLMemesOct 25
Mike Alstott would be thrown in prison if he played in today’s NFL
Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) profile pictureAri Meirov
@MySportsUpdateOct 25
#Giants RB Cam Skattebo just absolutely obliterated #Texans S M.J. Stewart—but was called for unnecessary roughness for lowering his helmet. This is not the NFL you grew up watching.
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Jonathan Smith@DegenerateTBoneOct 25
This is like if a European soccer team went to Pittsburgh and posted about cheesesteaks.
Pittsburgh Steelers (@steelers) profile picturePittsburgh Steelers
@steelersOct 25
By order of the Peaky Blinders
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BigBlueVCR@BigBlueVCROct 25
Refs itching to call that on Skatt
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litigation_god
@GodLitigationOct 8
Anybody else reach their peak proofreading performance after they hit send or e-file?
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Stephen E. Sachs
@StephenESachsSep 29
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Open Source Intel (@Osint613) profile pictureOpen Source Intel
@Osint613Sep 29
IRGC Spokesperson: "When we say 'Death to America,' we mean death to the policies of killing, plundering and bloodshed, death to those who hold such ideas." "The reason they consider the IRGC a terrorist organization is that the IRGC stands in the way of plundering in Iran and the region."
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Domino's Pizza UK
@Dominos_UKSep 25
i've heard enough, relegate Everton
David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein) profile pictureDavid Ornstein
@David_OrnsteinSep 25
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7049721…
Manchester City found guilty on almost all Premier League charges relating to financial breaches

Manchester City found guilty on almost all Premier League charges relating to financial breaches

City were charged by the Premier League in February 2023.

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Paddy Power
@paddypowerSep 25
BREAKING: Man City have been found guilty on all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. As a result, Everton have been deducted 10 points.
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The Pawverse
@thepawmicSep 24
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Vera@lovely_2_c_uSep 23
People need to understand that western Massachusetts is the the wokest place on Earth. Worse than Portland, NYC, SF, LA, etc. because those people are puritans and the believe in all of it with a total religious ferocity that would frighten even Jonathan Edwards.
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Patrick Boyland@Paddy_BoylandSep 19
Goal disallowed. Johnson in front of keeper. Not sure Walton is getting anywhere near it tbh Cue loud boos.
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BigBlueVCR@BigBlueVCRSep 14
It’s so strange as a Giant fan to win a game & not have to have a whole knock down / drag out Twitter fight on how it screwed up our draft pick.
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Matthew Kobach
@mkobachSep 14
This is an insane amount of cologne to put on
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Last-minute goal? Jordan Pickford knows how to celebrate 🏃
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Matt Jones@MattJFootballSep 1
And there you go. A lad has had a good look at what Everton are about and said ‘no thanks’. And can you honestly blame him? Some accountability is needed for this and quickly. This is about professional standards and competence as much as football at this point #EFC
David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein) profile pictureDavid Ornstein
@David_OrnsteinSep 1
🚨 Folarin Balogun transfer from Monaco to Everton off. Deal for 25yo #ASMonaco striker renegotiated after issues during medical & deal sheet submitted; but USA international decided not to proceed + left #EFC training ground without signing @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7557457…
Folarin Balogun’s move to Everton off after USMNT striker decides against transfer

Folarin Balogun’s move to Everton off after USMNT striker decides against transfer

The 25-year-old striker had a change of heart and has decided to walk away from the deal.

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Gyorgi@TweetGyorgiSep 1
Well, we had new American fans for about 12 hours and they experienced all of Everton in less than a day.
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Michael Petrino@mapetrinoJan 16
Also: current doctrine on Article III standing.
Noel Smith (@NoelSmith) profile pictureNoel Smith
@NoelSmithJan 16
Explaining options to people for the first time:
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Jack Goldsmith
@jacklgoldsmithAug 28
Everyone is overthinking the Trump "Greats." He stole the ratings and pics from Arthur Schlesinger Sr.'s famous 1948 Life article, and adjusted for later presidents. No philosophy of government implied by the "greats."
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Barred and Bearded
@RileeDHarrisonAug 20
People think lawyers spend all day arguing in court. I spent 25 minutes this morning trying to turn a PDF into a Word document.
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