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Joined October 2024
you can have emotional safety AND sexual chemistry. stop settling for one.
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i love that he has his own interests and i will be interrupting them shortly.
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you wouldn’t like me, i’m not like these other bitches
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Be kind, they said. I am, I'm just doing it from very far away.
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people are private because y’all are messy as fuck.
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i love driving to montreal cause it's like GPS: get on the 401 me: ok !! GPS: turn right in 600km me: oh...
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you only get one canadian in your life. choose wisely.
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β€œTell me about yourself.” Me: I’d rather not.
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i was normal for a few minutes but it lacked momentum.
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Whoever salts the fries at McDonald's should be hired to do the roads this winter.
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the only reason i dont have more followers is because i blocked everyone
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My superpower is picking the slowest moving line at every fucking grocery store
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don’t mess this up toronto.
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nobody: me: you’re my favourite. him: *kisses my shoulder* you’re mine. forever.
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one day you’re young and beautiful the next you’re genuinely excited about small appliances.
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every grocery trip is just me discovering which food became a luxury item this week.
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"If a tweet falls on the timeline and no one retweets it, does it even make an impression?" -twitter philosophy
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I was never very good at staying the same
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Pickles are awesome! Until you’re in one.
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Still soft. Still kind. Still full of love.
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