The best kind of intimacy is when the sex ends, but neither of you is remotely interested in letting go.
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nothing much surprises me anymore, but I still startle pretty easily
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“So and so said this and that about you”
Look! I’m ignoring my own lower back. Do you think I’m gonna pay attention to some bitch running her mouth?
I just read that Smells Like Teen Spirit is as old as Elvis’ Hound Dog was when Teen Spirit was released. To whoever put that into print, fuck you.
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People are fucking stupider when there’s a full moon. It’s science
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You look like you use your pinky finger to unlock your phone.
You fancy little frangipani.
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I can't think why I would ever want to be in a place filled with people I don't know










