I edit images, collect half-finished ideas, and have a comeback for everything. I just don't always have it with me. Somehow this passes for a personality.

Home of the 1st daiquiri shop
Joined June 2009
The best kind of intimacy is when the sex ends, but neither of you is remotely interested in letting go.
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You wanna come over and maybe over and over?
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I question your candy corn love
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nothing much surprises me anymore, but I still startle pretty easily
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I have special needs. That ass is one of them.
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Let time connect the dots. You just keep living honestly.
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I stood by everything I loved while you never understood me much.
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Fucked around and became too important at work.
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i have faith that even my dumbest ideas will prevail
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cup and char pepperoni is life 🖤
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“So and so said this and that about you” Look! I’m ignoring my own lower back. Do you think I’m gonna pay attention to some bitch running her mouth?
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I just read that Smells Like Teen Spirit is as old as Elvis’ Hound Dog was when Teen Spirit was released. To whoever put that into print, fuck you.
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People are fucking stupider when there’s a full moon. It’s science
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You look like you use your pinky finger to unlock your phone. You fancy little frangipani.
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Have you heard about sex? I know. I’m spreading the word.
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You’re the feeling I can’t put into words.
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Character is what remains after the rumors run out of material.
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Why is everyone so fucking fake?
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I can't think why I would ever want to be in a place filled with people I don't know
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Some men will hate you for being the woman they wanna be
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