@marxiners

she/her. some guys bi wife. weird combo of baseball memes and leftist takes. deeply unserious and fully committed to the bit. opinions aren’t my own #tridentsup

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Joined July 2018
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how it feels watching eugenio suárez hit a home run against israel in the wbc
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i love my husband like he is airplaying his camera roll to our tv and showing me these pictures of a squirrel he took at the park
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the Tampa Bay Rays: can’t wait to play World Series games in front of our home crowd the Milwaukee Brewers:
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making ben williamson take an ab down 10 runs is evil.. thats just a fking child bro…..
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i just know aaron ashby is pissed it’s not a close game because now he won’t get to pitch
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i didn’t even know something like this was possible in the devil rays uniform
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the WOKE new york mets are trying to FORCE ME to attend games at TITTY FIELD and i won’t stand for it!
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i may have to turn off i’m too empathetic for this
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no longer enjoying this game i am emotional
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poor rays fans i’m so sorry
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cam booser the loneliest man on the planet rn i feel so so bad
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okay i just feel bad for the rays at this point
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i was just about to say i feel so bad for the rays having the defensive yips and then i realize it was taylor walls that time
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to those who think a sports admin post celebrating a win with a “friendship bracelet” is misogyny
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what a catch chandler simpson (also i hope you’re okay because ow)
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sarah@saz_themanOct 26
one year (ish) ago i started poorly photoshopping josh naylor into famous works of art until the mariners signed him. what a lovely 25 days it was!! 🥹 reposting my thread of “artwork” bc i love looking back through it
sarah@saz_themanFeb 2
in light of this, i realized there’s no easy way to view all of my naylor art. SO here it is, in chronological order starting with day 1 :)
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and his next miss is far right as expected
Ly ⚢✮@lyagonalcuttersOct 26
harrison butker cant hit a 58 yard fg maybe spend more time in the weight room instead of being a misogynist
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kenz@allthekenzOct 26
harrison butker missing field goals in liberal seattle, washington
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emanuel wilson
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if harrison butker has no haters im dead btw
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butker can’t kick maybe it is he who belongs in the kitchen after all
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