@marxiners

she/her. some guys bi wife. weird combo of baseball memes and leftist takes. deeply unserious and fully committed to the bit. opinions aren’t my own #tridentsup

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Joined July 2018
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the Tampa Bay Rays: can’t wait to play World Series games in front of our home crowd the Milwaukee Brewers:
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making ben williamson take an ab down 10 runs is evil.. thats just a fking child bro…..
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the WOKE new york mets are trying to FORCE ME to attend games at TITTY FIELD and i won’t stand for it!
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sarah@saz_themanOct 26
one year (ish) ago i started poorly photoshopping josh naylor into famous works of art until the mariners signed him. what a lovely 25 days it was!! 🥹 reposting my thread of “artwork” bc i love looking back through it
sarah@saz_themanFeb 2
in light of this, i realized there’s no easy way to view all of my naylor art. SO here it is, in chronological order starting with day 1 :)
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and his next miss is far right as expected
Ly ⚢✮@lyagonalcuttersOct 26
harrison butker cant hit a 58 yard fg maybe spend more time in the weight room instead of being a misogynist
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kenz@allthekenzOct 26
harrison butker missing field goals in liberal seattle, washington
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payton_tolle_delighting_in_the_pleasures_of_a_walking_taco.jpg
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Replying to @Mariners
@Mariners if these aren’t the new city connects i’ll throw myself through the roof hole on opening day
history of sports
@historyovsportsOct 20
the seattle mariners wearing what they thought baseball uniforms would look like in 2027 (1998)
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Replying to @marxiners
Gotta take the good (dame is back and looks Really happy) with the bad (jail blazers nostalgia we didn't ask for)
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Fiona@FionaSmallOct 21
Pope Leo:
Pope Crave
@ClubConcraveOct 21
Pope Leo declared free of cancer, says Vatican
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Pope Leo declared free of cancer, says Vatican
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MY ROYAL FAMILY
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OnlyKlans
Spencer Hakimian
@SpencerHakimianOct 20
JUST IN: Donald Trump announces he is looking into launching a dating app for MAGA men
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Replying to @messycarroll
It's time to reformulate this concept:
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Sir a third October Friday without baseball has hit the postseason
Postseason Papi@FenwayAttendeeOct 10
Two (2) Fridays in October without a single baseball game. Make MLB Great Again
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c ✨@marxinersOct 13
I LOVE THE MILWAUKEE BREWERS. PROUD LIFELONG CARD CARRYING MEMBER OF THE BREW CREW.
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hope whoever stole my amazon package was also planning on being julio rodriguez
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Hope whoever stole my Amazon package was also planning on being Giancarlo Stanton for Halloween
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gcluppy@gcluppyOct 14
gambler’s fallacy
Bob Nightengale
@BNightengaleOct 13
Shohei Ohtani confident that he’s close to breaking out of his slump
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dai@Daicaramel_Oct 13
Increíble la NHL
B/R Open Ice
@BR_OpenIceOct 13
Fists were just FLYING in this fight between Lorenz and Lauzon 🥊 All gas no brakes in this short tilt 😳
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