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Penning down thoughts. Football, Battle rap, Music. Jesus is King.

Joined February 2012
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The richest people understand the dark arts more than you do. They will use and dump you if you’re not wise. Enjoy.
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What my little cousins do when they see me instead of just saying hello😭😭
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battle rappers can’t hang with industry rappers. Well here we go !!! @BlaqBonez (industry) vs @buck_world (battle) on different beats. Let's enjoy both flex since Blaq used to be a battle rapper 😎 #battlerappers #industryrappers #9ja #naijahiphop #nigerianrap
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Jos is the closest thing Nigeria has to real hip-hop 🔥😭 Car freestyle
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It’s easy to be depressed & feel down . for that reason alone, I fight it.
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I love working, just pay me good money and give me the tools I need
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Remember to show up for your people when you can !
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"na me na" is such a masterpiece because e no get how e wan be na actually me na.
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Where in the world is that important? Bro Rufai , we have NELFUND and that’s something Americans don’t have. If I talk about the Coastal Road , it may look like I am bragging
Do you have government pipe borne water in your area
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GOOD DAY, MR PRESIDENT: NIGERIANS DESERVE ACCOUNTABILITY Good day, Mr President. I congratulate you on spending a night in one of Nigeria’s states outside Lagos and Abuja. I hope you enjoyed the warmth, hospitality, and delicious cuisine of Akwa Ibom, which I am sure is even better than those of the destinations where you have spent over 260 days outside Nigeria since coming into office. I sincerely hope this visit will inspire you to travel to the remaining 33 states of the federation, spend time with the people and, more importantly, explain what your administration has done with the ₦15.8 trillion saved from the removal of fuel subsidy, the over $100 billion you have borrowed, the increased revenues accruing to the government from taxing Nigerians, and the additional government revenues which your administration celebrated last year as having surpassed its target. Nigerians deserve to know how many that were pulled out of poverty within this period, how many out-of-school children were returned to school, and how many functional primary healthcare centres you have built. They also deserve to know how much electricity supply has improved, especially given your promise that if you do not fix power, Nigerians should not vote for you. They deserve an explanation of how you have secured the country, which still ranks among the most terrorised countries in the world. Mr President, Nigerians deserve answers. They deserve to know what has been done with the resources entrusted to your government. The New Nigeria we want to build will be based on accountability, transparency, and the physical, measurable impact of our public resources on the lives of citizens. A new Nigeria is POssible. -PO
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Replying to @buck_world
@buck_world WILL SHUT HIM UP 😂😂
Battle rapper go tear ACL trying this type shi
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I just think when a woman actually loves you, she also protects your money. If you have ever heard her say “no babe that’s expensive, let’s do something else, or we need to save for xyz” then you’ve reached a different stage of partnership.
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After watching this clip one werey in here still gon say doing battle rap is easy ...... Una dey muzz me sha @V33ZY_47 with the Man City Scheme 😤
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Good Morning my loves. Not everyone is here to cook indomie, and that’s okay 🤍
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Never own a disease. Reduce the amount of time that you talk about being ill. Refuse to allow illness a place in your consciousness.
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Proud of your chains, because they are made of gold.
Yeah Lagos is a terrible state and all but please be mindful of these other useless states you’re mentioning in comparison. No gaslight me with nonsense for here.
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Invest in your appearance. Invest in your disappearance.
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✍🏿💭
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