Dreams of a cat-led parliament for a happier world "Oooh, a pint in each hand, a scarf and a beard. Are you their top boy?" - Stan Collymore #fcum #mufc 🌐

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To bait people out to grass on themselves.
Every few months a story like this gets circulated in the press to scare people. If it didn’t cost more per month than Firesticks do for a year, not to mention the fact that there are still plenty of games you legally cannot watch in the UK, you wouldn’t have a problem.
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And that’s fine. And true. But it tells you everything you need to know about England fans that they never chanted the same about Johnson, Sunak and co.
England fans chanting: "Starmer is a ****"
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This process really needs speeding up. Annoying how long the NPL has to wait.
National League dates for the 2025/26 season: Fixture Release Day – Wednesday 9 July
Opening Day – Saturday 9 August
Closing Day - Saturday 25 April
Promotion Finals - Saturday 9 May/Sunday 10 May
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She’s not even pretending she’s gonna make the next election anymore is she.
"Is she [Liz Truss] still in the party?" Conservative leader Kemi Badenoch asks @ChrisMasonBBC bbc.in/45hFjrP
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Interesting take Jon. Would love to know more.
Replying to @StanCollymore
Manchester United weren’t a naturally big club and didn’t have a distinguished history. A lot of it was myth making in the 60s, attracting glory hunters and spending hugely on transfers for decades.
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A Zone 2 stop linking the Bury & Oldham lines 👌🏻💋
Our Council Leader responds to news today that Greater Manchester will receive £2.5bn in new funding to create the UK's first fully integrated, zero-emission transport network - including a new tram stop in Collyhurst. Leader's full statement is here: orlo.uk/2nhdu
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Just round the corner, hair by Les Porter.
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Pissing 😂🤣😂
Unjust Promotion Rules – A Call for Immediate Reform An open letter from Julie-Anne Uggla addressed to the National League & the EFL ⤵️ #YCFC🔴🔵

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No other country in the world compares to England. 52k for tier 5 football!
Despite the limits on ticket sales, Oldham v Southend has set a new National League attendance record!
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Deserves some kind of Oscar nomination this. Incredible. @LukeTheNuke180
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He’s even got his arm round the cunt. Terrorist conspiracy #confirmed.
Axel Rudakubana vs Paul Doyle. So the mainstream media can find recent photos of suspects, not from when they were 11-years-old.
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We’re delighted to be heading back to see our friends at @southport_fc for our final pre-season friendly ahead of the 2025/26 campaign 🗓️ Sat 2nd Aug ⚽️ 3pm 📍Haig Avenue, Southport
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⚽ Help preserve a piece of football history! We're raising awareness to save the stained glass Duncan Edwards windows at St Francis Church in Dudley . A unique tribute to a true legend. 🙏 More info 👉 fc-utd.co.uk/news-story/help…
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Horrifying what has happened in Liverpool tonight. Every football fan wants days like they were supposed to have today for their own. For some cunt to do what they’ve done is despicable. Hope that those affected are alive and as well and safe as can be.
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Horrible news on what should have been a day of celebration - thoughts with all those affected by this… #YNWA
We are in direct contact with Merseyside Police regarding the incident on Water Street which happened towards the end of the trophy parade earlier this evening. Our thoughts and prayers are with those who have been affected by this serious incident. We will continue to offer our full support to the emergency services and local authorities who are dealing with this incident.
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Replying to @SkySportsNews
The ref was absolutely fantastic and should be applauded. SUPERB call to see the foul on Bayindir. Next time don't stamp on the keepers hand.
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Not looked back in over a decade since giving up my season ticket at Old Trafford for #fcum. Manchester United will always be my love but even with all the success in the world I wouldn’t be able to stomach the game at the elite level week in week out these days.
After 12 years, I’m giving up my @ManUtd season ticket. The off the pitch shenanigans over the last year have upset me greatly. Next season, my season ticket will be at Broadhurst Park, cheering on @FCUnitedMcr. I’m a happier person when I’m at there. Bring on next season! 😃
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….There for those that can no longer continue going either by choice or financial necessity that still want something with United DNA running through it. FC United will always be the first refuge for any Manchester United fan.
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As for the divs in Chris’ comments I’d love to know how many were at their home game against Mansfield in 1998, would bet it’s like the Sex Pistols at Free Trade Hall 🙄
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