Always down for a little friendly rebellion |22 |bi |she/they
the pit
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if no one will pay me to make an anime opening (yet) I gotta just do it #dndads @dungeonsanddads
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anyone whose house cat has lost the red dot will recognise this body language.
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I initially took a neutral side in the Heard/Depp trial. It seemed complex & I didn't have time to sort through it b/c I was dealing with health issues. But things kept coming out and I'd think -- that's DARVO. Here's what convinced me that Heard did not libel Depp. 🧵
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Early on in the Covid pandemic, there were lots of articles about how the 1918 flu disappeared from our collective memory and the historical record. Alfred Crosby famously called it "America's Forgotten Pandemic" in his 1989 book.
A short 🧵 1/
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how do i explain to the internet algorithms that i don't give a fuck about johnny depp and amber heard
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I can’t stop laughing at this photo my friend posted of an iguana eating her guacamole at a resort in Cabo. It brings me such joy. And the people looking on with horror/laughter are the chef’s kiss.
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"work from home isn't fair to people whose jobs have to be done in person"
as someone whose job has to be done in person, I can assure you that most people drive like they are actively fighting a live raccoon and I want as many of you off the roads as possible at all times
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every quarter i give my students an extra credit assignment to make a meme about something we covered in class. this quarter i taught US History from approx 1815-1920(ish), and the kids had some spicy takes (thread of memes)
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Extremist far-left ideas like “what if we still had a breathable atmosphere in 20 yrs” and “let’s do the things it takes to get a pandemic under control” and “religious supremacists shouldn’t control our courts” and “it would be good to educate everyone without predatory debt”
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🧵Last night The Wife went to pick up my prescription at CVS and even with the (lovely woman) pharmacist running all my cards and looking for viable coupons it was $2,700 for a one-month supply. This same medication--which is neither new nor experimental--used to cost $150.
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Studies show millennials are having fewer generational blood feuds that result in several people dead in the Capulet tomb
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At a weed store you can say, “I want something to help me sleep that won’t make me wonder if my back door is unlocked,” and they will take you seriously, think hard about it, and then say something like, “Have you tried Ooga Booga Skywalker Cake?”
