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Mother, Runner, Librarian, Autism/Animal Welfare/Earth/Mental Health Advocate. Gritty AF w/a potty mouth 🤬

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Joined August 2009
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Lenny Leonard Mr. Handsome Most diligent provider of head boops Mr. Chatty when he wants food A dude Master cuddler Squiggy’s brover Simply, he was my guy 💔 #OTRB 🌈
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Peter Thiel having fled to Argentina is a clear sign that shit will hit the fan for MAGA. Irony is, that's also were many of the Nazis have fled after the WW2 ended... History repeats itself, and we never learn
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My coworker spent one year in Tennessee. He came back to Tokyo two months ago. He is not the same man. He says "y'all" in meetings. To our boss. He holds the door for the entire floor. Twelve people. Every morning. He asked the convenience store clerk how her day was going. She had to sit down. He calls every man "bud." Including the CEO. He refuses to describe anything under three hours away as "far." He waves at drivers who let him cross. One driver waved back and almost hit a pole. Last week, he told a junior employee, "I'm proud of you." She went to the restroom and cried for ten minutes. We thought it would wear off. It didn't. It's spreading. Three people in accounting now say "y'all." The junior employee holds the door. The convenience store clerk asks HIM how his day is going. Tennessee, I don't know what you did to him. Please do it to the rest of us.
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John Roberts gave the president immunity. Nobody gave John Roberts immunity. Congress can impeach a chief justice. Pass it on.
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If California billionaires can scrape together $340 MILLION to fight a tax on billionaires, I think we've officially settled whether they can afford to pay the fucking tax.
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Clearly, Mama Bison follows @ufc . I mean, just look at where she landed that blow, just below the jawline. She’s makin’ sure this doesn’t go to the cards.
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I'm dead !!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Yay me!!!
Data on 35,000+ adults: the more cannabis you’ve used in life, the bigger your hippocampus and the better your brain works after 40! People who had ever used cannabis tended to have larger brain volume in key areas that are full of natural cannabis-like receptors (especially the hippocampus, amygdala, caudate, and putamen – these areas are important for memory, emotions, learning, and movement). The more cannabis someone had used in their lifetime, the larger these brain areas were and the better they performed on tests of learning, processing speed, and short-term memory. pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/4137…
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Cannabis just quietly body-slammed three of the deadliest cancers in lab studies! Breast: slowed tumors with THC Colon: CBD crushed chemo-resistant cells Prostate: cannabinoids shut down cancer’s messaging system pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/3875…
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A farmer, tired of rats destroying his crops and stealing his grain, came up with a clever but cruel plan. He threw a dead pig into a deep, abandoned well. Attracted by the smell, nearly 80 rats rushed into the well to feast on the carcass. At first, everything seemed wonderful. There was more than enough food for everyone, and the rats ate until they were satisfied. But when the food was gone, they discovered something terrifying. The walls of the well were too steep to climb. They were trapped. Days passed, and hunger turned into desperation. Desperation turned into aggression. The rats that had once eaten peacefully beside one another began fighting for survival. Eventually, they began killing and eating each other. One by one, their numbers dwindled until only a single rat remained. Its eyes were bloodshot, and it had survived by consuming its own kind. Then the farmer returned, lowered a rope into the well, and rescued the last surviving rat. But he didn't save it out of kindness or compassion. The farmer knew the rat had learned to survive by hunting other rats. When he released it into his fields, it would continue killing its own kind instead of eating his grain. The farmer had turned his enemy into his greatest weapon. And that is the lesson of divide and conquer. Those who control the trap don't need to fight the battles themselves. They simply create the conditions in which others turn against one another. The rats believed their enemies were the other rats. They never realized that the true enemy was the farmer who had put them there. The greatest danger isn't always the enemy standing in front of you. Sometimes it's the one who created the conflict and stands quietly watching you destroy each other. Before you turn against your neighbor because of their political beliefs, ask yourself who benefits from keeping Americans divided. While we fight each other over Republican and Democrat, we may be overlooking those who profit from the conflict. Perhaps the real question isn't which side you're on, but who built the well—and why they want us fighting at the bottom of it.
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California needs to fuck itself. Repeatedly. The employment development department (EDD) has asked me 3 times to verify my identity. Meanwhile, no unemployment $$. On my mortgage and PG&E payments, gonna write “Ask EDD for it: good luck!” See why we left this fucked-up place?
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Okay, time to put this brick down and be productive. There’s shelves to be assembled!
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I said it before and I’ll say it again. The women of America are going to save America from treasonous egomaniacs like Trump and that South African immigrant prick Elon Musk.
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harvesting cannabis has its perks. Can’t get any fresher weed than this.
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Yeessssss…this is SO very @JaneyGodley Miss her dearly on here. ❤️ May we Mighty Menopausal mercilessly march!! 🖕🏼🖕🏼
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TRUTH
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Shit!! It’s the only weed tool I don’t have.
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