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Mother, Runner, Librarian, Autism/Animal Welfare/Earth/Mental Health Advocate. Gritty AF w/a potty mouth 🤬

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Joined August 2009
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Miranda, formerly stuck in Cali retweeted
Peter Thiel having fled to Argentina is a clear sign that shit will hit the fan for MAGA. Irony is, that's also were many of the Nazis have fled after the WW2 ended... History repeats itself, and we never learn
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Miranda, formerly stuck in Cali retweeted
My coworker spent one year in Tennessee. He came back to Tokyo two months ago. He is not the same man. He says "y'all" in meetings. To our boss. He holds the door for the entire floor. Twelve people. Every morning. He asked the convenience store clerk how her day was going. She had to sit down. He calls every man "bud." Including the CEO. He refuses to describe anything under three hours away as "far." He waves at drivers who let him cross. One driver waved back and almost hit a pole. Last week, he told a junior employee, "I'm proud of you." She went to the restroom and cried for ten minutes. We thought it would wear off. It didn't. It's spreading. Three people in accounting now say "y'all." The junior employee holds the door. The convenience store clerk asks HIM how his day is going. Tennessee, I don't know what you did to him. Please do it to the rest of us.
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Miranda, formerly stuck in Cali retweeted
John Roberts gave the president immunity. Nobody gave John Roberts immunity. Congress can impeach a chief justice. Pass it on.
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Miranda, formerly stuck in Cali retweeted
If California billionaires can scrape together $340 MILLION to fight a tax on billionaires, I think we've officially settled whether they can afford to pay the fucking tax.
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Miranda, formerly stuck in Cali retweeted
I'm dead !!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Cannabis just quietly body-slammed three of the deadliest cancers in lab studies! Breast: slowed tumors with THC Colon: CBD crushed chemo-resistant cells Prostate: cannabinoids shut down cancer’s messaging system pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/3875…
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Miranda, formerly stuck in Cali retweeted
A farmer, tired of rats destroying his crops and stealing his grain, came up with a clever but cruel plan. He threw a dead pig into a deep, abandoned well. Attracted by the smell, nearly 80 rats rushed into the well to feast on the carcass. At first, everything seemed wonderful. There was more than enough food for everyone, and the rats ate until they were satisfied. But when the food was gone, they discovered something terrifying. The walls of the well were too steep to climb. They were trapped. Days passed, and hunger turned into desperation. Desperation turned into aggression. The rats that had once eaten peacefully beside one another began fighting for survival. Eventually, they began killing and eating each other. One by one, their numbers dwindled until only a single rat remained. Its eyes were bloodshot, and it had survived by consuming its own kind. Then the farmer returned, lowered a rope into the well, and rescued the last surviving rat. But he didn't save it out of kindness or compassion. The farmer knew the rat had learned to survive by hunting other rats. When he released it into his fields, it would continue killing its own kind instead of eating his grain. The farmer had turned his enemy into his greatest weapon. And that is the lesson of divide and conquer. Those who control the trap don't need to fight the battles themselves. They simply create the conditions in which others turn against one another. The rats believed their enemies were the other rats. They never realized that the true enemy was the farmer who had put them there. The greatest danger isn't always the enemy standing in front of you. Sometimes it's the one who created the conflict and stands quietly watching you destroy each other. Before you turn against your neighbor because of their political beliefs, ask yourself who benefits from keeping Americans divided. While we fight each other over Republican and Democrat, we may be overlooking those who profit from the conflict. Perhaps the real question isn't which side you're on, but who built the well—and why they want us fighting at the bottom of it.
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I said it before and I’ll say it again. The women of America are going to save America from treasonous egomaniacs like Trump and that South African immigrant prick Elon Musk.
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TRUTH
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you don't have to understand why weed helps someone...you don't even have to agree with them but if they're not hurting anyone, maybe their choices don't require your fucking supervision
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Miranda, formerly stuck in Cali retweeted
Jack Smith: “it’s inconceivable to me how you can pardon people who beat police officers… and then vilify the officers”. The officers behind him 💙
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Miranda, formerly stuck in Cali retweeted
Ok, now that’s funny!
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Let us #PrayTogether that the mental health ministry be established throughout the Church, helping to overcome the stigma and discrimination of persons with mental illnesses. Be a part of this prayer: popesprayer.va/praywiththepo… #PrayerIntention @clicktopray_en
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Fun Fact: Jack Smith had 86 witnesses lined up ready to convict Donald Trump, and every goddamn one of them was a Republican
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if you have 57 men in a group chat. 7 talk about and commit rape and the other 50 say and do nothing, then you have 57 rapists in a group chat. Argue with the wall.
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Blaming a victim for going to a frat house is an admission that frat houses are IN FACT safe havens for r@pısts and it's ASTONISHING how many people are missing that connection.
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“They gang raped a woman but we can’t expel them as they have promising futures.” This is exactly why a rapist became president.
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Know their names: Scott Kretzschmar, Scott Norris, Diego Sarabia, Gillio Lopes, Winston Lee, Johnathan Newell and Matthew Ingalls #Cornell7
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