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britty

@mediocrebritty

Elrow chicken hater | Enjoyer of house and techno | Occasion Chi enthusiast

 chicago
Joined February 2012
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It’s just me and my double jointed elbows against the world
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Okay but what if I don’t want to go with Auvelity
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I’m going to start a driving school where the drivers already are licensed and have their own car and insurance and they drive me around to all the places that I need to go and will be on standby for me and they do it because they love me and like to drive
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My grandma called me (very hungover) this morning. I then yawned and had a surprise puke and had to end the call. Sorry grandma.
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Is anyone familiar with the sliding community
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Hanging with Stu
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@mediocrebrittyOct 7
My mom’s cat is so awkward
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People don’t even ask to hit your vape anymore. They just look at you like this
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I failed as a woman bc why can I not curl my hair or actually do makeup
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Girl fuck you and that BEIS work tote
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Anyone else having awful nightmares recently
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I’m collecting Chicago sports Italian heritage night giveaways like infinity stones. MANGIA
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I was driving when someone shot at my car. One of the bullets being lodged in my door jam. If it was 2 inches to the left I would’ve been shot. The song that was playing was Drinkee (@johnsummit @VintageCulture remix)
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Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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I had a dream I got a GLP-1 from a vending machine and got sooooooo skinny
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i Feel Like Shit because i Slept Weird and Not Because i Drank a Bunch of Whisky and Smoked a Bunch of Weed and Cigarettes and Then Ate a Bunch of Yogurt and Then a Bunch of Mike & Ikes and Then Immediately Went to Bed
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Bringing my mom as my +1 to my bestie’s wedding tomorrow 🥹
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No dude you can’t come over, last time you tangled my slinky.
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Sending a reel to me is like opening up can of worms or Pandora’s box. You will now receive 15 in a row from me
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Need to go to the Xfinity store just to feel something
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