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i Feel Like Shit because i Slept Weird and Not Because i Drank a Bunch of Whisky and Smoked a Bunch of Weed and Cigarettes and Then Ate a Bunch of Yogurt and Then a Bunch of Mike & Ikes and Then Immediately Went to Bed
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Over under how many tweets @mediocrebritty and I will send each other before tonight is over
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Posted in a company wide slack channel telling everyone to vote then added “@channel” when it got ignored
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The only thing that would sway my vote this election is six text messages from an unidentified number during my work day.
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scaring the hoes by being my authentic self #whatsnew
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When I am bored in Class I look at the Pictures on the McDonald’s app but it’s Frustrating in the Morning because I want to look at Burger pictures but they’re only showing me McMuffins























