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Elrow chicken hater | Enjoyer of house and techno | Occasion Chi enthusiast

chicago
Joined February 2012
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Girl fuck you and that BEIS work tote
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i Feel Like Shit because i Slept Weird and Not Because i Drank a Bunch of Whisky and Smoked a Bunch of Weed and Cigarettes and Then Ate a Bunch of Yogurt and Then a Bunch of Mike & Ikes and Then Immediately Went to Bed
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No dude you can’t come over, last time you tangled my slinky.
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Fuck it we're bringing BuzzFeed back. Here are 17 times the new McDonald's menu made us say yass queen 👏
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gay son AND thot daughter. you just lost your right to choose
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We’re putting Hegseth on estrogen
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Over under how many tweets @mediocrebritty and I will send each other before tonight is over
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i got confused by them yard signs i done voted for a realtor 😂😂😂
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we're putting ms rachel on the $100 bill
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greg abbott wheelchair at midnight
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Posted in a company wide slack channel telling everyone to vote then added “@channel” when it got ignored
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not the butter on the stone
There’s a special place in hell for whoever is behind this account
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The only thing that would sway my vote this election is six text messages from an unidentified number during my work day.
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scaring the hoes by being my authentic self #whatsnew
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When I am bored in Class I look at the Pictures on the McDonald’s app but it’s Frustrating in the Morning because I want to look at Burger pictures but they’re only showing me McMuffins
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I fucking love this picture dude
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Ended the night with an insane b3b with Cole Knight, ily @serumchicago
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protein bars are always labeled something like marshmallow cookies and cream surprise just to taste like boiled uncle
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