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i’m your rival

New Orleans, LA
Joined January 2010
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this is what liza minelli says when she tries to turn off a lamp
Moon, you old coin, the night spends you wisely
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I hate existential halloween what do you mean you are
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his replies??? 😭😭😭
“Take your ballroom and shove it up your fat ass” is SENDING ME … is there merch?
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The way this made me get in my car and drive to the closest early voting station
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me when i pull the door handle and it shatters
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“Honey we can’t buy eggs, we have to set aside $7 to bomb the kids in Gaza. Remember?” Abdul El-Sayed is absolutely crushing it. This is the most brilliant ad of all time 👏🏼
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thank you AI 🙏🙏
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Advisors told him it was getting too gay
Donald Trump says Nicki Minaj has a “beautiful a**” in Port Huron, Michigan.
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the ancient texts
Replying to @Showtime
Also joining the Yellowjackets cast: @Ella_Purnell, @SammiHanratty, Sophie Thatcher, @Sophie_Nelisse ...
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Replying to @yashar
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I'm sorry. I don't have time for this right now.
Trixie Mattel says she and Frankie Grande had 'consensual, non-monogamous relationship' with Barry Keoghan thepinknews.com/2026/09/01/t…
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Click Bait when you read the article trixie is joking thepinknews.com/2026/09/01/tri…
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(Lisa Barlow as Elizabeth Holmes) No no no you’re a liar no, no it works, it works, it works, check the lab reports, check the verification reports, it works, it works, you’re lying, I’m a Fortune 500 female CEO, I’m a female CEO, you’re jealous, you’re lying and your jealous
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rabies virus to botulinum toxins A and B:
How neurosurgeons invite each other to national meetings:
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nathan fielder, have you met gypsy rose blanchard
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Hard to gauge merit from effusive early reactions alone but You Can See Everything really is that compelling. What a feast. Several times the theater audibly shifted forward in their seats. Nathan, Elizabeth, and Elizabeth’s evil hung gay coked up husband have something major.
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Replying to @ElizabethHolmes
shut up BILLY
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when you become unimportant at work
damn what happened to y’all 😭😭
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i’m ngl the botted right wing spam feels noticeably less prevalent rn. including those socialism tracker accounts that would get 10k likes on the most banal tweets. i am beginning to believe zelensky.
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I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.
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