Melisa Maria

@active Can’t use Couch to 5k since updating to ios12. Crashes every time I get to picking my trainer. Tried re-downloading. Any advice?

“Once you have that connection, it almost doesn’t matter what you sell” Julie Rice, @soulcycle co-founder, is a bas@$$ #Girlboss #QBConnect

Awesome new QB artificial intelligence feature. Like Siri for your finances! #QBConnect

Product positioning in the 1800s: "it's not a cola, even though it looks like one, well...it's a pepper - try it!" #DrPepper

The aftermath of me asking "who's a good boy???!!!!":

Can we make it a professional necessity to send dog gifs & puns in all emails? As always...you're the best, @barkbox! Yours drooly, me+Ham 🐶

"You've got 15 words to catch someone's attention (email), don’t spend the first 10 apologizing for your awesome content." -@leximills Ahhh!

"The Internet is the loudest cocktail party ever." - @TheCoolestCool #SearchLove #Truth #Preach

So thankful for my little Ham! #HappyThanksgiving #DogThanking

Need to grow a couple inches. I'm on a mission to become a Rockette. #MacysParade

Let's be real, @reshmasaujani for president #INBOUND16

"You cannot be what you cannot see" @reshmasaujani #INBOUND16

Fun fact of the day: PBR is a fancy import in China that sells for ~$44 a bottle. Oh... #INBOUND16

"Humans desperately crave intimacy and vulnerability" -@ryandeiss, creating genuine human connection is vital in marketing! #INBOUND16

.@AlecBaldwin ladies and gents at #INBOUND16:

So sad that it's the last day of #INBOUND16! #ThanksForTheMems

.@AlisonEckerle Hello, it's me, I was wondering if after all these years we can PLZ FREAKING HANGOUT :-)

beauty & grace xitter.gq/ELLEmagazine/status/79…

"Advertising is saying that you’re good. PR is getting someone else to say you’re good.” #INBOUND16