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mel b

@melissaisloved

my therapist called me an alpha female so must be true.

 Birmingham, Al
Joined February 2012
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As a freelancer, I firmly believe that the 30 minutes I spent crying after my client really hurt my feelings is BILLABLE TIME.
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sorry i cant come in to work today ethan klein cheated on his wife and i have to be on the internet all day for that
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Started listening to 99% Invisible again and apparently it's now in "beautiful UPTOWN Oakland California"?????? I'm mad.
That mexican pizza looks nasty, y'all trippin
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If it weren't for women, all men would sleep with their flat sheet crumbled up at the foot of the bed and the comforter making direct contact with their skin, and I find that disturbing.
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Listening to unqualified politics streamers yell at each other is giving me anxiety so I'm going to relax with some stories of women being murdered.
Body dysmorphia is so weird because you can hook up with someone who is HOT and they think you're hot too but you're still like aw this is sweet of them to be doing community service
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Some of these TikTok song mashups are REACHING.
The socially awkward urge to move to a new city after every small embarrassment.
Why did gen z have to cancel skinny jeans RIGHT after I finally bought Madewell jeans.
FUCK ATLANTA DRIVERS.
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Attack on Titan is so painful. 😭
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Let's gooooooooooooo
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My new therapist told me that she and her fiance (female) have seventeen (17) pets, and idk why but that makes feel very good about her.
Nothing screams bullshit like a company that describes itself as "no bullshit."
The new You're Wrong About bonus episode is about Gabbie Hanna. This is Melissa bait if I have ever seen it. @Remember_Sarah @RottenInDenmark
I bought the dress that Jenna Rink does the thriller dance in in 13 Going on 30 so prepare for me to slay Halloween.
Recipe websites without a "jump to recipe" button can get the bullet.
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This what I mean when I say socialist influencers are fake.
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This motherfucker be like "fuck Jeff Bezos" and has an Amazon partnership.
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