professionally doomscrollering
moved to a cave in Iraq
Joined March 2022
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melon man² retweeted
Real ones know he wouldn’t violate a woman unless it was his sister that he raped
melon man² retweeted
Mbappé: Ofende a China
Los chinos: 😡
La TV china: Pues se acabó La Liga
Tebas: 毛泽东万岁！
El Real Madrid: Viva la República Popular
Mbappé: Perdón, soy maoísta
El único aficionado del Getafe en toda China, que se queda sin ver a la Bordaleta Mecánica:
melon man² retweeted
the world has gotten worse in many ways but at least no one tells you to hop on "dandadan" anymore
melon man² retweeted
fdp enche o cu de comissoes abertas core, no amino e discord gringo desde os 7 anos de idade consome tudo que é mais steven universo ukulele no mundo, faz uma conta no twitter pra ficar twittando em ingles, rouba expressao americana de internet pro portugues e vem falar de chaves
melon man² retweeted
clicking in and out of a youtube video 12 times to avoid watching one ad #Outmyfuckingway
melon man² retweeted
it's kinda awesome that we let an entire medium of communication be basically killed so that scam call centers can make 500$ a year
melon man² retweeted
“Harry I can’t keep track of every phoenix feather. What do you mean someone put them on Draco Malfoid’s classwork so it burned and their teachers yelled at her until she cried? Merlin.. the beating Dobby will get. I watched Lucius amping himself up for it in the parking lot.”
melon man² retweeted
Court is adjourned. Security, take this man to the past to play these shitty games that suck ass.
