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A would-be author trapped inside his own creation. I observe, and occasionally comment wittily. But I can't change anything. Under the Never

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Joined June 2014
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You'll have static for eyes too.
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@atlanticesque9h
This week in business news: Corporate executives and finance guys the world over collectively find out that law firms are still partnerships, not corporations
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RIP to Weil, Gotshal & Manges, a law firm I gave always thought sounds like a trio of scabious plague mutants in a future post-apocalyptic setting
Exec Sum (@exec_sum) profile pictureExec Sum
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BREAKING: Legendary Wall Street law firm Weil, Gotshal & Manges is reportedly winding down operations after 95 years in business.
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Kilburn & Strode, who I envisage as cybernetic assassins in the same milieu, are still a going concern: kilburnstrode.com/
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peter lane@peterlanee9h
This is like if Paul McCartney left Wings and they rebranded as Denny Laine and the Liverpool Beat
John Stamos and the California Sound - "Tougher" (@carlthepassions) profile pictureJohn Stamos and the California Sound - "Tougher"@carlthepassions11h
THE BEACH BOYS ARE OFFICIALLY NO MORE, MIKE HAS LEFT THE BAND OFFICIALLY 😭 Their new name is John Stamos and the California Sound
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THE BEACH BOYS ARE OFFICIALLY NO MORE, MIKE HAS LEFT THE BAND OFFICIALLY 😭 Their new name is John Stamos and the California Sound
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@jiraticketsOct 27
Delete Granola bro. We're switching to Strawberry. Did you sign up for Pistachio yet? I sent you an invite to our Gingerbread team. Check your inbox on Syrup. You need to make an Iced Vanilla Latte account to access Almond Croissant. Hold on, lemme add you to Chicken Tikka Masala
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Kieran Yap@KaptinYap23h
There’s a weird thing where the same generation that were wary of internet banking and online anything are now just asking Chat GPT to do their taxes and diagnose their medical ailments, while those of us who were excited about the early 2000’s internet are like “hold up…”
ry-ry (spam/priv) (@1fatunicorn1) profile picturery-ry (spam/priv)@1fatunicorn1Oct 28
explaining why ai is bad to an adult feels like this all the time
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Moore.Charlie@Charli3M00r312h
"demiurge" is when you really want to do something but only half way
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@rjonesy10h
What in the hell.
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Al Coniugatar na Haelar na Paxar/Zen Matar-Hennar Renevaus Taian Shaeildar
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Mabbadaroganar aun teyn sofar
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Just in case you missed the reference here: xitter.gq/metaauthor/status/1388…
The Meta-Author (@metaauthor) profile pictureThe Meta-Author@metaauthor30 Apr 2021
Megas Archon Abraxas now lives on your sofa,
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“Pete Hegseth has ordered 41 million dollars of ketamine wafers from Singapore”
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David Hering@hering_david20h
Last shot of series 1: A bird appears
DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 27
HBO is officially developing ‘THE BIRDS’, a new series inspired by Alfred Hitchcock's film. Starring Sarah Snook, the series is a modern-day reimagining of the film set in Alaska with a murder mystery at the center. (Source: Deadline)
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f i t .@FitMarshmellow17h
ok so doom just rendered all of mephisto's contracts null and void. this means technically... chip zdarsky has undone One More Day
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This Cat Is RD@ThisCatIs2D15h
Watch as this proceeds to not have any consequences because nothing ever happens and nothing ever matters
f i t . (@FitMarshmellow) profile picturef i t .@FitMarshmellow17h
ok so doom just rendered all of mephisto's contracts null and void. this means technically... chip zdarsky has undone One More Day
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nara@naranciagaming18h
remember when google search was uncannily good and could find exactly what you were looking for even from a really vague prompt? i'm reminded of those times, as i have been looking for a particular meme for like 30 mins now and it hasn't even gotten close
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mizumono🦢@tsukasahatsumeOct 28
Scientists reveal the Hope
ִ ࣪★ (@Itzmi_yunaaa) profile pictureִ ࣪★@Itzmi_yunaaaOct 27
She's got the whole galaxy in her eye
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I regret to inform the Honourable Gentleman
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At the minute 'Lightyears' is not breaching the top fifty but I may end up moving it up
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Hopeless Hearseman
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