@midatantics

26. inventor of searching "sneezed" by recent and replying "bless you." #1 iriafen fan. #dcsecession. #pwhldc. "we are all coworkers in the job of life." 🇵🇸

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what race are they. what ethnicity are the dolphins. i need to know so i can be weird about it
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmJul 18
The dolphins that were in ‘THE ODYSSEY’ just happened to appear on accident & were filmed anyway.
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Headquarters
@HQNewsNow8h
Trump: The fake news only covered the ass part. They said 'what the hell was Trump doing talking about a man's anatomy? He was talking about his ass.' I studied his ass to see where the power came from
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danny@redfaceradio9h
Everyone talks about the gay sundowning but he’s also increasingly been like “I hate you! All of you! Me and all my other pedophile friends are really getting one over on you suckers!” And millions of ppl are like “yup yes sir that’s right we’re cattle sir”
Acyn
@AcynOct 25
TRUMP on HIGH GAS PRICES: We’re making money like we’ve never made before. They’ll say: President Trump is bragging about all the money they're making while people are suffering at the pump. I don’t give a damn. We’re making a freaking fortune.
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please amanda. with me you wouldn't have to pretend. i know it's bad and I've accepted it
lauren ♈️@cruellittlecatOct 27
most relatable part of you can see everything was amanda seyfried saying she has faked enjoying sex with every man she’s slept with
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abner is a pitcher
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sad thinking about how hong would be handling the brewers rn. fuck you david
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we as asian people really gotta start naming our cats things like casserole and coleslaw to fight back against all the white people naming their cats miso and mochi
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Isaia Ben-Ami@AmiIsaia17h
Pat Murphy would send Aaron Boone to the shadow realm. Game 1 might still be going.
Ben Rice Lover@BenriceloverrOct 27
I THANK THE LORD ITS NOT THE YANKESS FACING THIS BREWERS TEAM
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Milwaukee Supremacist@jasoninmkeOct 27
People on the coasts acting like this is just another game and meanwhile people in mke are bringing urns to the game man
alex@vodkalemonadesOct 27
guy at the bar talking to me and my dad about the Brewers just pulled his dad’s ashes out of his pocket 😭😭😭
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Mike Stuben@Mike162518h
Talking to a Brewers fan this morning. It was cool to learn they have Culver’s up there too. A little taste of Tampa up in Wisconsin. Nice to know Tampa restaurants are branching out to lesser areas.
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Well, yes
izzy@butchysportsOct 27
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explaining dc sports: so imagine a puppy being sponsored by the government contractors who did abu ghraib
Sammi Silber 🏒
@sammisilber18h
Meet Bravo, the new Caps dog (CACI’s First Good Dog), who is a very good boy and is training to become a service dog to help a veteran. Very good boy. Loves shoelaces and treats.
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lainie@youngneandrthalOct 27
trying to watch a brewers game
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FLAVOR FLAV
@FlavorFlav17h
Thursday is a paid holiday. Because Flavor Flav said so.
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Grant Bilse
@WiscoGrant21h
amazing things happening in the Dells
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I Dissent@DissentFuOct 26
Oh look the French government has been forced to concede to the protesting students. Who woulda thought that revolting actually works
Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 26
BREAKING: France offers students $4.5 billion in school renovations and education reforms in a bid to end nationwide protests that have erupted into riots & looting.
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every now and then god is too busy and forgets to keep up his random punishment of specific baseball teams
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Jagshiro@JagShiroOct 26
Back when i came out to my basketball group theyd get mad that i dont get hard seeing them in the lockerroom man
taoki
@justalexokiOct 25
going to the locker room as a homosexual must be insane
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the canadian chooses you
𝑣𝑜𝑖𝑑 𓏲 ๋࣭ ࣪ ˖@voidt9_Oct 26
you only get one canadian in your life. choose wisely.
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Bria Sandford@blsandfordOct 26
Just watched a guy with a huge flat screen tv in his arms staggering down the block until he came to an old pushcart a "free" sign sitting on the curb. He put the tv down, raised his hands in the air, said, "thank God," loaded the tv on the cart, and went his way.
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x@xalopezOct 26
I told this guy I met over the weekend that I work at npr and he told me that he puts on npr for his dog when he's not there
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