@midatantics

26. inventor of searching "sneezed" by recent and replying "bless you." #1 iriafen fan. #dcsecession. #pwhldc. "we are all coworkers in the job of life." 🇵🇸

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Joined August 2024
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@HQNewsNow11h
Trump: The fake news only covered the ass part. They said 'what the hell was Trump doing talking about a man's anatomy? He was talking about his ass.' I studied his ass to see where the power came from
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danny@redfaceradio12h
Everyone talks about the gay sundowning but he’s also increasingly been like “I hate you! All of you! Me and all my other pedophile friends are really getting one over on you suckers!” And millions of ppl are like “yup yes sir that’s right we’re cattle sir”
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@AcynOct 25
TRUMP on HIGH GAS PRICES: We’re making money like we’ve never made before. They’ll say: President Trump is bragging about all the money they're making while people are suffering at the pump. I don’t give a damn. We’re making a freaking fortune.
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we as asian people really gotta start naming our cats things like casserole and coleslaw to fight back against all the white people naming their cats miso and mochi
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Isaia Ben-Ami@AmiIsaia20h
Pat Murphy would send Aaron Boone to the shadow realm. Game 1 might still be going.
Ben Rice Lover@BenriceloverrOct 27
I THANK THE LORD ITS NOT THE YANKESS FACING THIS BREWERS TEAM
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Milwaukee Supremacist@jasoninmkeOct 27
People on the coasts acting like this is just another game and meanwhile people in mke are bringing urns to the game man
alex@vodkalemonadesOct 27
guy at the bar talking to me and my dad about the Brewers just pulled his dad’s ashes out of his pocket 😭😭😭
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Mike Stuben@Mike162520h
Talking to a Brewers fan this morning. It was cool to learn they have Culver’s up there too. A little taste of Tampa up in Wisconsin. Nice to know Tampa restaurants are branching out to lesser areas.
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Well, yes
izzy@butchysportsOct 27
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lainie@youngneandrthalOct 27
trying to watch a brewers game
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FLAVOR FLAV
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Thursday is a paid holiday. Because Flavor Flav said so.
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Grant Bilse
@WiscoGrantOct 27
amazing things happening in the Dells
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I Dissent@DissentFuOct 26
Oh look the French government has been forced to concede to the protesting students. Who woulda thought that revolting actually works
Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 26
BREAKING: France offers students $4.5 billion in school renovations and education reforms in a bid to end nationwide protests that have erupted into riots & looting.
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Jagshiro@JagShiroOct 26
Back when i came out to my basketball group theyd get mad that i dont get hard seeing them in the lockerroom man
taoki
@justalexokiOct 25
going to the locker room as a homosexual must be insane
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Bria Sandford@blsandfordOct 26
Just watched a guy with a huge flat screen tv in his arms staggering down the block until he came to an old pushcart a "free" sign sitting on the curb. He put the tv down, raised his hands in the air, said, "thank God," loaded the tv on the cart, and went his way.
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x@xalopezOct 26
I told this guy I met over the weekend that I work at npr and he told me that he puts on npr for his dog when he's not there
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dei youngboy@AntifaScapegoatOct 26
The H3 Podcast was CumTown for people who were ejected from their friend groups by unanimous vote
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Michael@micgrochowskiOct 26
You have to treat a woman right (take her to Brewers games, watch the Brewers with her, talk to her about the Brewers, celebrate the Brewers together)
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Digger will be begrudgingly accepted as tentpole film of the decade by early 2028 and there is nothing you can do about it.
kam@kamrynsfilmOct 24
Jane Schoenbrun talking about how we go watch revolutions in movies and then go home and do nothing & moderator clocking that’s the plot of digger and Jane saying “unfortunately it is the plot of digger”
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They have to put him in a cage or else he starts chasing and devouring squirrels. I've seen it happen. He eats it fur and all.
Bucks After Dark@BucksAfterDarkOct 25
The greatest athlete in Wisconsin Sports history
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Sackery@JacksackPhDOct 25
Had a dude quit our haunted house tonight cause his girlfriend said, and this is a direct quote, "you better leave right now or youre not getting this wet pussy." So obviously his hands were tied.
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At Kwik Trip rn and it’s just 10 people walking around the store saying “Go Brewers” to eachother.
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