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tom holland peter parker: mr stark! i—
tony, without looking: miles?
peter: huh?
tony, looking at peter’s (lack of) lips: WHITE miles?
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trick question, they will both zoom through the air until they reach mjölnir
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petition for my gf @shuriincorrect to resurrect bc i miss : her
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Damn :/ must suck to be in the MCU world 🗣🗣🗣CAN I GET U H H H H AN F?
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I would like to take a moment of silence for my husband, Erik and my son, Peter who have passed on (forgotten their login information)
You will be dearly missed 😔😔😔
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Replying to @incorrectnini
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why cant i find a gif of that scene on titan where the guardians are knocked out n the moon crashes into the planet n they go flying off
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For #InternationalCatDay lock ur cat inside they love it put the cat under the laundry basket for exploration time wow cool
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listen kid i like where your head is at but we already had this convo with your mom how can i say you’re my favorite child if you’re both named the same? get real
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Tips for people new to cooking:
1. Use more garlic.
2. Every online recipe lies to you about how much garlic to use.
3. One clove? Are you fucking kidding me? I can't even taste it.
4. I want my whole mouth to taste like garlic for a week.
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Wattpad Comments@wattpadcomment10 Sep 2018
u want to live in new york?????? as in new???? york?????? are u sure ur still gonna be liking new york when an alian invation comes???? a plague?????? fuckin thanos??????
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bucky: look, stop fucking around and show us your flying car tony
steve: yeah tony
tony: uh
bucky: your dad promised us a flying car tony
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