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whatever I’m going to the movies
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I love her so much 😭😭😭
still the craziest line i’ve ever heard
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you guys I’m still here. like it’s so serious
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Amtrak has broken its annual ridership record, completing more than 37 million trips in 2026. It's the third year in a row the transit agency has set a new ridership high. (amtrak.com/content/dam/proje…)
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oh brother
“La Bola Negra,” a new film by Javier Ambrossi and Javier Calvo, dramatizes gay repression and liberation across three interconnected stories. At first, the year is 1937 and viewers are thrust deep into the Spanish Civil War, where a Nationalist soldier and a wounded Republican freedom fighter exchange furtive glances. By the end, it’s 2017, and a Madrid-based historian need only look to Grindr to satisfy an urge. The movie “wants to be a sweeping historical epic of gay longing—a film about what it means to be a man who desires other men in times of war and peace,” Justin Chang writes. Instead, the directors have produced “a film that insists, arrogantly and aggressively, on its own monumentality”. Even compelling performances from Glenn Close, Penélope Cruz, and Lola Dueñas fail to rescue the extravagantly overwrought film. Read Chang's full review: newyorker.com/culture/the-cu…
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glenn close’s character has a line about history, something like I don’t care about the facts I care about the people, and I think that sums up why the monumentality of this movie works. the monumental moments in this war epic are the small moments that impacted individual lives
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good morning I’m sleepy
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bro you are my big dog and to some extent my wife
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kitten we are moving off-grid . please charge your switch 2 we have to leave soon
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They’re whoring him out already iktr
Montana’s newest member of Congress.
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Being an adult gamer means spending all day looking forward to gaming and then discovering you have approximately 47 minutes of energy left when you finally sit down.
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Mall Drag
The Met Gala 2027 theme is “extraORDINARY: Fashion and the Poetics of the Everyday.” Attendees will reimagine ordinary clothing items through the lens of high fashion.
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We’re doing things in Uptown people in Logan Square could only dream of doing
Can’t get over this pro palestine cafe that keeps telling their followers it’s woke to have no retirement savings
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the sexual tension between me and the hot man that have sat next to each other on the bus reading our books two mornings in a row…
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WOAH Google that was fast!!!!
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Whatever you are meant to do in New York City does not involve a dog I can promise you that
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Replying to @JDVance
worst suicide note i’ve ever read but good decision regardless
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The Damen bus will now run faster and more reliably, as the CTA has removed 14 stops that were too close together to other stops
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claude is now claudia
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You do NOT wanna get in trouble out here this is Talarico everything and the barista lives next door
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