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jared

@miserableflop

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Joined March 2024
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i don’t know how she didn’t lose it
hania (@samdrabuIok) profile picturehania@samdrabuIokNov 5
i heard we’re posting our favorite veep clips
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flavia@papereIIe4h
why are you people watching films with your eyes closed and ears covered
kyndall (@kyndallrene) profile picturekyndall@kyndallrene7h
i think la bola negra's most glaring issue is the central relationship between a fascist solider and a captive, which i found unconvincing and wayyy thornier than the movie cares to acknowledge
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This is the all-time best for me. Just insanely funny from start to finish
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@selinameyersgfNov 5
this will always go down as one of my favorite veep scenes of all time i know i post it all of the time but JLD’s delivery here is SO deliciously evil it’s incredible
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@beermeo5h
It’s like a Chicago mistletoe
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Lefty (@whitesoxlefty) profile pictureLefty@whitesoxleftyNov 4
Wake up babe the platform heaters on the CTA are back on
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Peter Daou
@peterdaou7h
I've been in politics for a quarter century. It's hard to express how staggering it is to see a conversation like this on corporate US media. The Morning Joe panel gobsmacked by the directness of @AbdulElSayed's points. (clip via @DropSiteNews)
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Pop Base
@PopBase4h
Amtrak has broken its annual ridership record, completing more than 37 million trips in 2026. It's the third year in a row the transit agency has set a new ridership high. (amtrak.com/content/dam/proje…)
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tasman
@lildorothy_22h
bro you are my big dog and to some extent my wife
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kitten we are moving off-grid . please charge your switch 2 we have to leave soon
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@yonces_plasticNov 5
.@NICKIMINAJ
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alxndr@alexaldenteNov 5
They’re whoring him out already iktr
Democrats (@TheDemocrats) profile pictureDemocrats
@TheDemocratsNov 5
Montana’s newest member of Congress.
Sam Forstag in a light shirt and jeans leans against a large rock formation in a grassy, expansive landscape. The sky is overcast, and rolling hills are visible in the background.

ALT Sam Forstag in a light shirt and jeans leans against a large rock formation in a grassy, expansive landscape. The sky is overcast, and rolling hills are visible in the background.

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Rizzlexo
@rizzle_xoNov 5
Being an adult gamer means spending all day looking forward to gaming and then discovering you have approximately 47 minutes of energy left when you finally sit down.
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Mall Drag
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@PopCraveNov 5
The Met Gala 2027 theme is “extraORDINARY: Fashion and the Poetics of the Everyday.” Attendees will reimagine ordinary clothing items through the lens of high fashion.
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We’re doing things in Uptown people in Logan Square could only dream of doing
dream song 4 (@chickenpaprika) profile picturedream song 4@chickenpaprikaNov 5
Can’t get over this pro palestine cafe that keeps telling their followers it’s woke to have no retirement savings
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Jack@GayLaVieNov 4
WOAH Google that was fast!!!!
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harky@theharkypNov 4
Whatever you are meant to do in New York City does not involve a dog I can promise you that
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Replying to @JDVance
worst suicide note i’ve ever read but good decision regardless
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The Damen bus will now run faster and more reliably, as the CTA has removed 14 stops that were too close together to other stops
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Name@jubilescentNov 4
claude is now claudia
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J@verythickvajjjjNov 4
You do NOT wanna get in trouble out here this is Talarico everything and the barista lives next door
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jj 🏒@ilyacigNov 4
abortion at 12 hair dye appointment at 1 transgender surgery at 2 another abortion at 3 queer dating at 4 and drag show at 5
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