HOA Survivor

Joined February 2009
As your attorney, I advise you to change your name to Clinton.
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Socialist Angie can’t answer if Cuba is a dictatorship? I guess now we know why she voted against the Florida law to require schools to teach the dangers of communism.
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Johnny Quest had one of the best lines in the show
the hitler clip can’t be the only thing venture bros is known for. please.
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Just accepted a Linkidin invite from a 3rd party recruiter to discuss an opportunity they think I'm right for. It's at my current employer and is my current job title.
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Always love a company bragging on earnings with an all time high stock price after handing out year 3 of 2% raises and 1% bonuses
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Me if I accidentally run over a "free Palestine" protestor
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In 2012 a Chicago man won $1 million on a scratch-off ticket. The day after the state issued his check, he was dead. Doctors said natural causes. He was 46, an immigrant from India who had built up a few dry-cleaning shops in Chicago. He scratched the ticket at his local 7-Eleven and shouted, “I hit a million!” The Illinois Lottery took his photo holding the ticket, smiling. He chose the lump sum. After taxes, about $425,000. He planned to pay off mortgages, grow his business and give some to charity. On July 19 the state issued his check. That night, after a family dinner at home, he reportedly began screaming in pain. Before dawn on July 20 he was dead. There was no sign of trauma. The medical examiner ruled it natural causes, hardening of the arteries. No autopsy. He was buried. On August 15 the check was cashed. But a relative called the medical examiner’s office. It didn’t seem natural, the family said. Take a closer look. They reran the blood tests with a wider screen. Months later the result came back: a lethal dose of cyanide. Routine tests had never looked for it. His death was ruled a homicide. His body was exhumed, but there was nothing more to find. He had died without a will, and his widow and his siblings went to court over the money. No one has ever been charged. His name was Urooj Khan. Should lottery winners be allowed to stay anonymous? Yes or no.
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A millennial real estate agent with kids named Byers and Sellers
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We are quite aware.
Not to be dramatic, But my entire corporate tech career happened because I kept saying yes to things I had absolutely no idea how to do yet.
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fuuuuck I did this and now my daughter is on the Board of Commissioners for the Metropolitan Water Reclamation District of Greater Chicago 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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So much of the climate hysteria is just aimless guilt roaming the earth in search of futile acts of atonement.
Paper straws worse for the environment than plastic ones, says study trib.al/TEphuYk
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This is an illustration of what it looks like from my insides when I decide to go have a Mexican Pizza at Taco Bell. It’s the only thing I like to eat from there. If you know, you know. Sorry for the TMI! 😆
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A pilot at Atlanta’s airport let passengers vote on leaving on time with the smell of dog urine or waiting for the plane to be cleaned. 😂
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This nakeyjakey criticism of Rockstar mission design still lives rent free in my head, Rob Nelson said that they’ll be more freedom in GTA 6 missions So they probably saw this video too
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Autism indicator: People are taking videos of Nelson Baghetti in Silicon Valley getting made a professor to Sanford and then putting In This Shirt which is a song about a dead lover over it because no one understands comedy vs loss and we're all just letting this shit scroll.
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Fuck it I'm making Gilligan Core edits
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What is we got rid of data centers and the entire citizen-surveillance industry?
YIKES: @KrisMayes pledges to get rid of golf courses if re-elected: "We have way, way too much grass in Arizona. We probably frankly — and I'm sure the golf industry is not going to like this when I say this — we probably have too many golf courses in Arizona right now." #AZAG
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Man was dumped over text for predicting 2024 election
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Turns out I was right The candidate who has sent me $7 of mail every day for two months is under investigation for ethics violations by the Georgia election commission and has 80% of their contributions from out of state. All for a lowly state legislator seat Vanity Project
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