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Mark Simoncelli Jr

@mjcule

Men lie, women lie, buckets don't. Sometimes controversial, always fre$h. billsheatribe

 I hate Buffalo
Joined November 2009
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Is this the greatest promo of all time?
NFL on CBS 🏈 (@NFLonCBS) profile pictureNFL on CBS 🏈
@NFLonCBSOct 30
Whether by fate or by chance, the journeys of Lamar Jackson and Josh Allen have always been connected. On Sunday, they meet once again.
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WostπŸ•·οΈ (@mosthiphop) profile picture
WostπŸ•·οΈ
@mosthiphop6h
Listen to the crowd man holy 😭😭😭
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Ugh
Kurrco (@Kurrco) profile pictureKurrco
@Kurrco5h
Ye and Kid Cudi perform "Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 1" during Ye's record-breaking concert at AT&T Stadium 🏟️ The most-attended rap concert in U.S. history.
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It’s gotta feel unreal to storm a field
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Ohio’s Tate (@OhioTate) profile picture
Ohio’s Tate
@OhioTate8h
Dan Lanning isn’t just laughing at me. He’s dancing on my grave from inside Ohio Stadium.
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Please stop playing @CleGuardians music @NDFootball
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Brandon Walker (@BFW) profile picture
Brandon Walker
@BFW11h
Ryan Day started off on third base and he just stole second.
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The Democrats are so understanding!
The Buffalo News (@TheBuffaloNews) profile pictureThe Buffalo News@TheBuffaloNews21h
New York state is suing to remove the sovereign status granted to properties owned by the Seneca Nation of Indians in Buffalo’s Old First Ward and on Grand Island. buffalonews.com/news/local/a…
State sues to remove sovereign status from Seneca Nation land in Buffalo, on Grand Island

State sues to remove sovereign status from Seneca Nation land in Buffalo, on Grand Island

New York state is suing to remove the sovereign status granted to properties owned by the Seneca Nation of Indians in Buffalo’s Old First Ward and on Grand Island.

buffalonews.com
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Ian MacKay (@IanMacKay_94) profile pictureIan MacKay@IanMacKay_94Nov 6
$120 for an @flosports NLL subscription What else can you buy for $120 that you will & not complain -pair of shoes -dinner out w/ friends -headphones/speaker -hoodies/jackets -cologne/perfume Maybe we order less delivery food & support the NLL instead of complaining about it
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Cons (@CaptainCons) profile picture
Cons
@CaptainCons16h
Arab America?
Fox News (@FoxNews) profile pictureFox News
@FoxNewsNov 7
β€œMichigan is the capital of Arab America.” Senator-elect Abdul El-Sayed makes the claim during remarks in Washington, D.C., pointing to Michigan’s large Arab American population.
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Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) profile picture
Jon Rothstein
@JonRothsteinNov 7
My wife is gone til Sunday with her friends on a Girls Trip. She just texted that our 3-year old has been vomiting the entire car ride. I wish I could be there to help. I wish I could be there to offer support. But Saint Louis and Missouri haven't played in 25 years.
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him tiedecker (@tiedecker) profile picture
him tiedecker
@tiedeckerNov 7
???
him tiedecker (@tiedecker) profile picturehim tiedecker
@tiedeckerNov 4
wtf is this guy’s deal? dude made one box office hit and started moving crazy
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Sam Blum (@SamBlum3) profile picture
Sam Blum@SamBlum3Nov 6
Emmanuel Clase's attorney also asked the judge to limit her questions to witnesses, concerned it's aiding the prosecution. The judge said she knows little about baseball. She's been asking for clarification on basics. Today she asked "Are Detroit and White Sox the same thing?"
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I don’t think people fathom how much 19 million people are
Squatch Mode Patriot πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ (@randy5393) profile pictureSquatch Mode Patriot πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ@randy5393Nov 6
Midterm vote totals: Republicans 2022: 54.2 million 2026: 55.6 million Net increase: 1.4 million Democrats 2022: 51.3 million 2026: roughly 70 million Net increase: 19 million 19 million more Dems voted this midterm! WTAF! My ass! Cheated again! Shut the country down!
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Do we just like not care about anything anymore? I seriously am convinced if you check the boxes there are absolutely no rules
Remarks (@remarks) profile pictureRemarks
@remarksNov 6
JUST IN: πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ Somali daycare owner Abdi Daisane, linked to an $18 million fraud case, flips Republican-held Minnesota House seat.
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This won’t backfire in any way
The Assembly (@InTheAssembly) profile pictureThe Assembly
@InTheAssemblyNov 6
BREAKING: California voters just passed Prop 37. Buyers of newly built homes can now put down 3% instead of 20%. How: the state lends you the other 17% as a second mortgage, funded by up to $25 billion in bonds. On an $800,000 home that's $24,000 down instead of $160,000.
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Hot Hot Hoops (@hothothoops) profile pictureHot Hot Hoops
@hothothoopsNov 6
The bigger concern than the 3-6 start is indeed the un-signed Giannis extension. Could be an UFA in June. The Heat can make moves, but they might not even have a chance to do so. Trading the farm for a one-year rental would set the franchise back significantly.
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Buffalo Bills (@BuffaloBills) profile picture
Buffalo Bills
@BuffaloBillsNov 6
Last time @JoshAllenQB was in Minnesota. 😏
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Image from π™ƒπ™€π˜Όπ™ π™‰π˜Όπ™π™„π™Šπ™‰ (@HeatvsHaters)
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NBACentral (@TheDunkCentral) profile pictureNBACentral
@TheDunkCentralNov 6
Giannis Antetokounmpo reportedly skipped his postgame media obligations last night, a rare decision that speaks volumes about the frustration surrounding the Miami Heat, per @sam_amick β€œA few hours later, after Curry dropped 29 points and Lendeborg had another well-rounded night (17 points, six assists) in the Warriors win, it spoke volumes that Antetokounmpo made the rare choice not to fulfill his media obligations. The frustration, for him and the rest of the Heat, is surely building.” (Via nytimes.com/athletic/7758885…)
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Polymarket Sports (@PolymarketSport) profile picture
Polymarket Sports
@PolymarketSportNov 6
🚨Derrick Henry left the Tennessee Titans because he wanted to join a contender His Ravens career so far: 2024: 1 playoff win 2025: Missed playoffs 2026: Currently last in AFC North
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Gavin McInnes (@Gavin_McInnes) profile picture
Gavin McInnes
@Gavin_McInnesNov 5
I guess this is why they were so against us having guns.
Drew Pavlou πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡«πŸ‡·πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡Ό (@DrewPavlou) profile pictureDrew Pavlou πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡«πŸ‡·πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡Ό
@DrewPavlouNov 5
Left wing influencer followed by Abdul El-Sayed calls for mass executions of Republicans. ''If Elon Musk is alive at Christmas, it has been a failure.'' 26,000 likes and counting on Instagram
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