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Men lie, women lie, buckets don't. Sometimes controversial, always fre$h. billsheatribe

I hate Buffalo
Joined November 2009
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Listen to the crowd man holy 😭😭😭
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Dan Lanning isn’t just laughing at me. He’s dancing on my grave from inside Ohio Stadium.
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Ryan Day started off on third base and he just stole second.
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Arab America?
“Michigan is the capital of Arab America.” Senator-elect Abdul El-Sayed makes the claim during remarks in Washington, D.C., pointing to Michigan’s large Arab American population.
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My wife is gone til Sunday with her friends on a Girls Trip. She just texted that our 3-year old has been vomiting the entire car ride. I wish I could be there to help. I wish I could be there to offer support. But Saint Louis and Missouri haven't played in 25 years.
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???
wtf is this guy’s deal? dude made one box office hit and started moving crazy
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Emmanuel Clase's attorney also asked the judge to limit her questions to witnesses, concerned it's aiding the prosecution. The judge said she knows little about baseball. She's been asking for clarification on basics. Today she asked "Are Detroit and White Sox the same thing?"
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Last time @JoshAllenQB was in Minnesota. 😏
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Giannis Antetokounmpo reportedly skipped his postgame media obligations last night, a rare decision that speaks volumes about the frustration surrounding the Miami Heat, per @sam_amick “A few hours later, after Curry dropped 29 points and Lendeborg had another well-rounded night (17 points, six assists) in the Warriors win, it spoke volumes that Antetokounmpo made the rare choice not to fulfill his media obligations. The frustration, for him and the rest of the Heat, is surely building.” (Via nytimes.com/athletic/7758885…)
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🚨Derrick Henry left the Tennessee Titans because he wanted to join a contender His Ravens career so far: 2024: 1 playoff win 2025: Missed playoffs 2026: Currently last in AFC North
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I guess this is why they were so against us having guns.
Left wing influencer followed by Abdul El-Sayed calls for mass executions of Republicans. ''If Elon Musk is alive at Christmas, it has been a failure.'' 26,000 likes and counting on Instagram
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“Who’s that guy the killed himself after watching Shedeur Sanders play football ?” My son in 2041:
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Crazy how timeless good music is , he could drop this today and it’d still be a hit
18 years ago today, Ye released “Heartless” 💔
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This picture of Klay Thompson after his game winner🥶 He deserved that moment after being disrespected by everyone for the past 2-3 years.
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Update: The trip has been canceled. You have to wonder why anyone thought this would go over well.
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Glenn Tape Scout needs to step his game up
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The math ain’t mathing. Where did the 19 million new voters come from that went 100% to the Democrats?! 🤔
🚨 Another red flag is showing up in the midterm election results: They are LYING to us when they say republicans didn’t show up to vote. The numbers prove republicans not only voted like they normally do, but actually gained more voters than previous midterms. 2022 vs 2026 House vote totals (projected): Republicans
In 2022: 54.2M
in 2026: ~55.6M. That’s a 1.4 million gain. Democrats
2022: 51.3M
2026: ~70M. That’s a 19 million gain. Republicans showed up at basically the same level they always do in midterms and actually a bit higher. So it has nothing to do with republicans not showing up to vote. The difference this year is that Democrats added roughly 19 million more votes than they got in 2022, closer to presidential-year levels as if Kamala was on the ballot. Where the heck did they get that many votes from? Biden’s 20 million he let in at the border? That’s the story. Not “Republicans sat out.” In the chart below, notice how the blue trend line is sporadic almost like they were both attempts to stop Trump, while the red trend line has a natural growth? (Total vote projections are based on the remaining ballots holding their current Democrat to Republican ratios of 55% to 43.5%).
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Congrats to everyone who voted Democrat. Not only will things stay expensive, but now you also have no money.
$2,500,000,000,000 wiped out from the US stock market in just 60 minutes. Democrats just popped the AI bubble.
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Can we stop and think about how insane this is for like 10 seconds
#BREAKING: Muslim Brotherhood's official website celebrates Abdul El-Sayed's win in Michigan.
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This is why I don’t believe in coincidences
Unearthed video: Bill Clinton praises the 2007 University of Michigan senior speaker, Abdul El-Sayed, on his commencement speech "I don't want to embarrass your senior speaker. But I wish every person in the world who believes that we are fated to have a clash of civilizations and cannot reach across the religious divides could've heard you speak today. I just wish every person in the world could've heard you speak today."
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