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@mlis

not unless you like pictures of cats

Joined March 2007
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won't sit
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🚇 Why you shouldn’t hang out at the end of railway tunnels 👇👇
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go big
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CAT DIAGRAM by my 6-year-old
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Anything that has a wizard with a cat familiar is lying to you. Cat familiar for wizard is a nonstarter. I have cat. I try to write in big book. This is impossible. This cat will not allow me this. Please make realistic fantasy
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Uncanny portraits of cats crafted with realistic glass eyes and felted wool thisiscolossal.com/2018/07/u…
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Tim Carleton: Opus Number One (@Cisco Hold Music) Yesterday I spent 45 minutes on hold for my toll tag. Fortunately those 45 minutes were spent listening to the blissful #holdmusic of #cisco callmanager. #businesstime #holdplease #chillvibes #ponytail #businesscasual #bassface
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BAKOON@BAKKOOONN14 Apr 2020
the new dune looks like it will be good. could use a pug though
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When you have found the pug just retweet ok
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!! Walmart EVP of corporate affairs Dan Bartlett tells @YahooFinance that amid #coronavirus: “We are seeing increased sales in tops, but not bottoms” because so many people are doing video conferences from home. and all that matters is the above the waist shot. $WMT
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Ms 7 wanted to join a meeting and the meeting owner said sure, if she brought an agenda. So she came back with this. It's fairly universal. Feel free to use it for your own meetings.
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This sturdy ceramic mug is the perfect drinking vessel that only lies to you six days of the week. Buy this mug today at The Onion Store. trib.al/F0spfN7
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kw2e@kw2e23 Mar 2020
Just dropped a wedge of some very tasty cheese on the floor and realized the 5-second rule does not exist anymore.
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Hobie has OPPOSABLE THUMBS and a passion for CRIMES so I’m gonna compile them here for ur isolation viewing
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Sister Felicity Immaculata, Mother Superior of the Order of Eternal Indifference; sends you blessings from quarantine. #caturday
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Replying to @Noahpinion
Salt Lake City company ready to ship 50k tests a day - $10 a test w/ results in 90 minutes. Already approved in E.U., but still waiting for FDA approval. deseret.com/utah/2020/3/17/2…
Utah company ready to crank out 50K COVID-19 tests per day

Utah company ready to crank out 50K COVID-19 tests per day

Co-Diagnostics says it has capacity to ‘supply all of the testing needs in Utah and around us easily’

deseret.com
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Send me a picture of your cat, and I'll draw it. Note: I cannot draw cats. Going from now until I'm busy with other stuff
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‘This cat is not stuck’
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