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Training my penis muscles until I can control it with the dexterity of an elephant trunk and using it to pickpocket people
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Últimamente estoy bastante estresao así que voy a probar la cosa china esta de las agujas, heroína creo que se llama
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#BREAKING: Power outages hit downtown DC, knocking out State Department facilities.
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The only thing that would sway my vote this election is six text messages from an unidentified number during my work day.
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Binance will be "hacked"...
2026 or 2027.
There is no bottom in the market until Binance is hacked.
It's part of the script.
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+ "you know what i'd really like?"
- "tell me"
+ "a website"
- "...we can do a website"
+ "a real website, not some claude generated neon slop, a real website"
- "i'll make you a very good traditional handmade website, one that is built with dozens of snippets from stackoverflow"
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After 81 seasons, the NBA has officially ended. The Boston Celtics won the most championships in NBA history at 18.
Thank you to everyone who was involved in the NBA from the beginning to the end, it was one hell of a run! 🫡
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it’s awesome to be alive in the ChatGPTOzempicOnlineGambling era. i always wanted to be stupid, hungry, & poor
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Akon said im tryna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful then settled on Sexy bitch



























