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Investor - stocks, crypto, nfts -$BTC📈 $SOL📈 $ETH📈- The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing

Joined July 2020
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Training my penis muscles until I can control it with the dexterity of an elephant trunk and using it to pickpocket people
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Niggas really voted for Harambe and Deez Nuts back in 2016
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they’re going to make it legally mandatory to have one gay son and one thot daughter
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Últimamente estoy bastante estresao así que voy a probar la cosa china esta de las agujas, heroína creo que se llama
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Mnie retweeted
we’ve seen more ass in one generation than our ancestors saw in ten.
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#BREAKING: Power outages hit downtown DC, knocking out State Department facilities.
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The only thing that would sway my vote this election is six text messages from an unidentified number during my work day.
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how to trade crypto:
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doing a challenge called no november where i commit suicide before november begins
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Mnie retweeted
Binance hacked for 3 billion dollars Nigga It’s Over coin up 200% Funniest industry in the world it’s not even close
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Le trader le plus rentable de l’histoire des cryptos.
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Binance will be "hacked"... 2026 or 2027. There is no bottom in the market until Binance is hacked. It's part of the script.
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Mnie retweeted
This is INSANE 😭
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+ "you know what i'd really like?" - "tell me" + "a website" - "...we can do a website" + "a real website, not some claude generated neon slop, a real website" - "i'll make you a very good traditional handmade website, one that is built with dozens of snippets from stackoverflow"
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After 81 seasons, the NBA has officially ended. The Boston Celtics won the most championships in NBA history at 18. Thank you to everyone who was involved in the NBA from the beginning to the end, it was one hell of a run! 🫡
The NBA has partnered with Kalshi as a preferred prediction market of the league. It will focus on bringing NBA data to Kalshi’s markets, and direct collaboration on market integrity, consumer protections, and athlete safety.
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So let me get this straight. The NBA sidelines Terry Rozier and Malik Beasley over gambling cases and then turns around and partners with Kalshi while already being in bed with FanDuel. Sick league Adam.
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commercials during the MLB playoffs:
Life can’t just be weed and porn. You have to gamble too
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it’s awesome to be alive in the ChatGPTOzempicOnlineGambling era. i always wanted to be stupid, hungry, & poor
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Mnie retweeted
Akon said im tryna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful then settled on Sexy bitch
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just turned $1k to $9
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