mama ate my leftover and so naturally i was pissed but i didn’t even say anything bad, just expressed ke i was annoyed, and now shes going all crazy again she’s gonna not let this go for the next month. weekend ruined whats even her issue my god
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was at the gym and saw this guy who i was shamelessly oggling omg bhai i didnt know muscles could be so muscley like wtf that shit was massive
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HEY EVERYPONY OLD OOMF BUT WE JUST ADDED EACH ITHER ON TWT @brunnettlover HIIIIIIIIII chud loser
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oomf @infinityayaya just said im like the coworker they have lunch with??? so they basically hate me?????????
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the go instrumental is so orgasmtastic infact that entire song is so orgasmtastic like a lot of deadline hate is valid cos a few songs on it really were buns but go js genuinely one of the best songs ive ever heard
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mrmcpluto retweeted
how it feels when someone you call a friend confirms that you’re their friend too
the pill that has ocean blvd. gonna slime these fuckers out one day what issue do they have w dykttatuob??
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oomf @infinityayaya and i r conspiring to eat seal ice creams,,, saw a reel abt it on insga,,,
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omg i like snuffled my nose and it happened ti be in the moment where everyone got quite so the whole world heard that disgusting noise KILLING ALLLLLL
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just saw oomf @channiel0vebug in the hallway,,, we waved,,, that was it,,,
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